like for a starter !
8 notes
·
View notes
the mountains are calling & i must go. independent stan marsh of south park.
originally loved by montana oct. 2018 &. revisited august 2020.
11 notes
·
View notes
dangerous territory, boys...
7 notes
·
View notes
30K notes
·
View notes
more lines from modern media that are raw as hell
warning: some may be nsfw
insp: x / x
❝ we deserve a soft epilogue, my love. ❞
❝ we are good people and we’ve suffered enough. ❞
❝ violence for violence is the rule of beasts. ❞
❝ when the weight of the world is on your shoulders, you learn. ❞
❝ will you fight? or will you perish like a dog? ❞
❝ welcome to my twisted mind. ❞
❝ i will face god and walk backwards into hell. ❞
❝ you mean the chaos emeralds? ❞
❝ i see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant. ❞
❝ it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. ❞
❝ it’s not about the size of the dog in the fight but about the size of the fight in the dog. ❞
❝ pick a hell and rot there. ❞
❝ we are the timeline that god has abandoned. ❞
❝ do you think that god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created? ❞
❝ every day we stray further from god’s light. ❞
❝ you’re about to experience the wrath of a god. ❞
❝ alone on a friday night? god, you’re pathetic. ❞
❝ you sit on a throne of lies. ❞
❝ they don’t decide who you are. you are who you choose to be. ❞
❝ thanks to you, i am saddled with unnecessary… feelings. ❞
❝ i won’t hesitate, bITCH! ❞
❝ i survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me. ❞
❝ bold of you to assume i can die. ❞
❝ if you had the chance to change your fate, would you? ❞
❝ it’s a beautiful day outside. birds are singing, flowers are blooming…on days like these, kids like you… should be burning in hell. ❞
❝ despite everything, it’s still you. ❞
❝ in this world, it’s kill or be killed. ❞
❝ i’d sell you to satan for one corn chip. ❞
❝ prove to me that you are strong enough to survive. ❞
❝ i should have killed you when i had the chance. ❞
❝ god won’t let me die. ❞
❝ god gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked i would have bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16. ❞
❝ you know i had to do it to em. ❞
❝ it seems you were the one offended, my good bitch. ❞
❝ you will stay who you are, not a perfect soldier, but a good man. ❞
❝ YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD. ❞
❝ the risk i took was calculated, but man, am i bad at math. ❞
❝ this jackassery will NOT stand! ❞
❝ god can’t help you now. ❞
4K notes
·
View notes
in another universe i’m happy
144 notes
·
View notes
WHAT ABOUT THE SONG SUNG FOR THE BROKEN BROTHERS? — for the forgotten fathers, the nonbelievers? what about the song sung for the teenage romances, once abandoned? what about every song about heartbreak never published because the author never learned to love himself? who sings the broken battleground hymns when the enemy is only seen in the reflection of the self? so many questions, and i do not possess the answer. —BUT GODDAMN, I WISH I DID.
independent stan marsh of south park. loved by montana.
27 notes
·
View notes
* SHIT JOHN MACLEAN HAS SAID ; SENTENCE STARTERS
❛ personally, i find christmas and the festive period to be very stressful; as i have so many gifts and presents to buy for myself. ❜
❛ today i discovered i had depleted my supply of mulled wine, which is awfully tragic. ❜
❛ ‘men taking me home from the club’? i object to this highly. ❜
❛ the only man that takes me home is the chauffeur. ❜
❛ the only clubs i’ll be going to will be private members, secret societies, or ones i own. ❜
❛ i don’t really understand when people ask me what i identify as. how do you say ‘god’ without sounding arrogant? ❜
❛ i feel mortal. ❜
❛ my caviar has been reputed for alluring all the lords to the court. ❜
❛ i felt so unwell i thought i was going to die… so i phoned all my friends and told them i was dying. ❜
❛ i think it’s polite to schedule that sort of thing in advance ; you should always let people know when you’re going do die. ❜
❛ i thought it was a kind thing to do. ❜
❛ some people like to be glowing for the gods. i like to glow greater than the gods. ❜
❛ some people think i only wear black. this is simply not the case. i also wear dashing black, fetching black, refined black, seamless black, elegant black, noveu black, light but dark black, dark black, ultra black, and pastel black. raven black, matte black, glossy black, and satin black. ❜
❛ i’m not so keen on being ill, it’s a bitter reminder that i’m mortal. ❜
❛ i’m not so keen on being mortal. ❜
❛ and furthermore, they accused me of being highly dramatic. ❜
❛ i’m going to individually contact all of my friends, even the ones that are dead, and accuse each and every one of them of theft. ❜
❛ i’ve always found the idea of a milkshake rather rancid. ❜
❛ trends are designed for the anxious. ❜
❛ it may seem as if i’m just slapping it on and hoping for the best… which is what i’m doing. ❜
❛ well, i didn’t run. i trotted very vigorously. ❜
❛ i’m as unforgiving as the old testament. ❜
❛ it almost seems as if we’re in a cocaine factory. ❜
❛ i’ve pinned back my hair and i’m looking very ‘english governess 1845′ ❜
❛ my skin has been as dry as a stale croissant. ❜
❛ i had a terrible altercation with my neighbor’s hedge this morning. ❜
60 notes
·
View notes
lol my mood dropped real bad so like this for a stan in ur inbox. : *
1 note
·
View note
CRIME BASED SENTENCE PROMPTS .
A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF COMMITTED CRIMES PROMPTS,
TRIGGERS MAY APPLY; BLOOD, MURDER, ETC.
CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .
i. murder.
❛ what have you done? ❜
❛ what did you do? ❜
❛ you’re going to prison for murder. ❜
❛ how do you plan to get away with this one? ❜
❛ i’m not helping you do anything! ❜
❛ i can’t believe we just killed someone. ❜
❛ why did you tell me you did this! ❜
❛ do you really think you can outrun this? ❜
❛ we just committed a murder, don’t tell me to calm down! ❜
❛ i’m not going down for this. ❜
❛ what– is that what it looks like .. please tell me it’s not. ❜
❛ you really did this, didn’t you? ❜
❛ you really think i’m going to help you move a dead body? ❜
❛ you’re telling me you didn’t do this? ❜
❛ i’m going to be sick, oh my– i can’t. ❜
❛ why did you do this? ❜
❛ you can’t get away with murder! ❜
❛ you said we were going to scare him/her/them, not kill him/her/them! ❜
ii. theft.
❛ hey, did you steal that from me? looks familiar. ❜
❛ you want me to help you rob someone? ❜
❛ i am not going to help you rob someone. ❜
❛ i’m pretty sure that’s stealing. ❜
❛ you stole from me! ❜
❛ the only thing i steal is hearts. ❜
❛ give it back! ❜
❛ are we seriously stealing right now? ❜
❛ you have a serious sticky finger problem. ❜
❛ you can’t just go around and steal from people. ❜
❛ why did you take it? ❜
❛ you know you’re going to get caught, right? ❜
❛ you want me steal? why can’t you do it? ❜
❛ i’m not going to steal for you. ❜
❛ you are a thief! ❜
❛ why are you robbing these people? ❜
❛ you tried to steal from me! ❜
❛ i didn’t steal it! ❜
iii. arson.
❛ you didn’t have anything to do with that arson. ❜
❛ arson is a crime. ❜
❛ they’ll know it was an arson. ❜
❛ you didn’t have anything to do with that arson, did you? ❜
❛ you set it on fire! ❜
❛ i can’t believe you want to burn it down. ❜
❛ put the matches down! ❜
❛ why you would you tell me you committed arson? ❜
❛ i didn’t have anything to do with that arson. ❜
❛ i’m not going to help you commit arson. ❜
❛ you didn’t really burn it down, did you? ❜
❛ what if there would have been people inside? ❜
❛ you didn’t think, you just did it? ❜
❛ you can’t just burn the place down. ❜
❛ please don’t do this! ❜
❛ why do you want to burn it for? ❜
❛ you really did it? i didn’t think you’d really do it! ❜
❛ you aren’t being serious, right? they’ll know we did it. ❜
iv. fraud.
❛ you stole my identity? ❜
❛ you stole someone’s identity? ❜
❛ i’m pretty sure that’s fraud. ❜
❛ you can’t just forge a signature. ❜
❛ i’m just going to forge their signature. ❜
❛ you aren’t allowed to sign someone else’s name. ❜
❛ you signed my name for me? ❜
❛ why would you sign my name? ❜
❛ that’s illegal, you can’t sign for anyone’s name. ❜
❛ you’re using someone’s social security. ❜
❛ you stole someone’s social security? ❜
❛ how are you not in jail for fraud? ❜
❛ you do know that’s fraud, right? ❜
❛ it’s not okay to forge my signature without asking me. ❜
❛ you lied about you are! ❜
❛ you gave the police a wrong name? ❜
❛ i didn’t mean to sign your name. ❜
❛ do you think they have finally caught on to you? ❜
v. truancy.
❛ you really need to go to school. ❜
❛ why don’t you want to go to school? ❜
❛ you can’t keep missing school. ❜
❛ we got a truancy letter in the mail today. ❜
❛ you have a court date for missing school! ❜
❛ please, just go to school, before you end up in jail. ❜
❛ you will go jail if you keep missing! ❜
❛ why aren’t you ever at school? ❜
❛ it’s either school or jail. ❜
❛ i’m being convicted of truancy. ❜
❛ they are trying to lock you up for missing school? ❜
❛ why should i go to school? ❜
❛ you want to go to jail? ❜
❛ come on, just a few more years and it’s history. ❜
❛ get to school now! ❜
❛ what does being truant ever mean? ❜
❛ i’m sorry, you’re what, a truant? ❜
vi. vandalism.
❛ pretty sure this is vandalism. ❜
❛ can you even really get into trouble for painting a wall? ❜
❛ it’s just a little graffiti. ❜
❛ you broke someone’s property, that’s okay. ❜
❛ you can’t go onto someones property and break things! ❜
❛ i don’t want to do this anymore! ❜
❛ don’t tell me to calm down! we just got caught on camera! ❜
❛ you took a baseball bat to someone’s home? ❜
❛ i’m not going to ruin someone’s property. ❜
❛ they know it was you. ❜
❛ you spray painted the side of that building? ❜
❛ you want to graffiti with me later? ❜
❛ did you ever get in trouble for vandalism? ❜
❛ i’m not going to vandalize someone’s house. ❜
❛ hurry! someone’s coming! ❜
❛ you know there are camera’s up everywhere? ❜
❛ are you crazy? they have camera’s! ❜
vii. trespassing.
❛ hey, i’m pretty sure this is trespassing. ❜
❛ you want to go over there? ❜
❛ you want to climb the fence and go over there? ❜
❛ what are we doing here anyway. ❜
❛ you’re trespassing! ❜
❛ i am not trespassing and breaking and entering. ❜
❛ that’s breaking and entering! ❜
❛ first, trespassing. now breaking and entering? ❜
❛ i am not going to trespass. ❜
❛ stop right there! what are you doing trespassing onto my property! ❜
❛ you think someone is trespassing? ❜
❛ you are trespassing! ❜
❛ i’m not getting in trouble for trespassing. ❜
❛ i’m not trespassing, i live here. ❜
❛ what are you doing trespassing? ❜
❛ you can’t go around and trespass. ❜
❛ trust me, i’m not going to get caught. ❜
3K notes
·
View notes
PRE - ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME .
send a ♡ and i’ll fill this out for our muses ! i’ll bold what i want for their relationship, italic what i could see and strike out what i don’t .
FRIENDS. childhood friends / work friends / family friends / recently friends / turning antagonistic / turning into something romantic / stable / falling apart / friendship of need / friendship of circumstance pen - pals or internet friends / coworkers / partners / other .
ROMANCE. childhood sweethearts / newly entered / soulmates / skinny love / unrequited from my muses side / unrequited from your muses side / friends with benefits / awkward / fading / turning toxic / toxic and destructive / other .
FAMILIAL BOND. sibling bond / older sibling figure to your muse / younger sibling figure to your muse / parental figure to your muse / parental figure to your muse / guardian figure / legal guardian / other .
ENEMIES. dangerous to themselves / dangerous to others / unpredictable / passionate / rivals / petty / developing into a sexual tension / developing into a romantic tension / based off family matters / based of circumstance / based of professional matters / based of misunderstandings or lies / other .
26K notes
·
View notes
“I need a father. I need a mother. I need some older, wiser being to cry to. I talk to God, but the sky is empty.”
— Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath
8K notes
·
View notes
shit i say — sentence starters
i decided to make a meme out of all the shit i say regularly. enjoy!
GENERAL SHIT.
❝ I’M GONNA MCFREAKING LOSE MY MIND. ❞
❝ I’m going to shove an entire baseball bat down my throat and smash my insides. ❞
❝ *aggressive finger guns* ❞
❝ *high pitched screeching* ❞
❝ That’s where you’re right, kiddo. ❞
❝ I AM THE ONE THAT WEIGHS A TON DON’T NEED A GUN— ❞
❝ HECK. ❞
❝ GOTTA FUCKING BLAST. ❞
❝ That’s my cue to blast outta here. ❞
❝ GOT ME MOTHERFUCKING MCSHOOK. ❞
❝ Thoroughly shooken. ❞
❝ LISTEN— ❞
❝ Trust me, I’m a professional. ❞
❝ I’m gonna throw myself off of a fucking bridge. ❞
❝ I’m convinced I was a cat in a past life. ❞
❝ Inject caffeine directly into my veins, please. ❞
❝ I literally have a ‘white people voice’ for when I’m being polite. ❞
❝ I sound like a fucking twelve year old. ❞
❝ I got a tiny ass head. It’s like a fucking golf ball. ❞
BITTER SHIT.
❝ _____ is the literal bane of my existence. ❞
❝ I hate you. …I’m kidding. ❞
❝ Yeah, well, he’s/she’s/they’re a manipulative cunt, so. ❞
❝ I’m gonna punch you in the fucking mouth. ❞
❝ I’m small and bitter like an espresso. ❞
❝ I am Denatonium benzoate, aka the most bitter substance on the planet. ❞
❝ *facepalm* ❞
❝ *frustrated groaning* ❞
❝ I hate _____ with every fiber of my being. ❞
❝ I will kick your fucking ass. ❞
❝ Don’t you fucking dare. ❞
❝ I get it, I’m fucking short. ❞
LOVEY SHIT.
❝ You mean a lot to me. Like, seriously, a fucking lot. ❞
❝ I do it because I love you. ❞
❝ *fondly* Fucking nerd. ❞
❝ *fondly* Dumbass. ❞
❝ You are my absolute favorite person. ❞
❝ *heart eyes* ❞
❝ Don’t even fucking think about leaving without giving me a hug. ❞
❝ *whining noises and grabby hands* ❞
❝ There he/she/they go(es), the love of my life. ❞
❝ It’s literally unfair how attractive he/she/they is/are. ❞
❝ Look at how pretty he/she/they is/are, I’m gonna fucking cry. ❞
❝ I just wanna smooch his/her/their face. ❞
❝ JUST LOOK AT HIM/HER/THEM! I’M GONNA SCREAM. ❞
MOM-FRIEND SHIT.
❝ I am mom-friend. ❞
❝ You best not be fucking texting and driving. ❞
❝ Do you want ____? ❞
❝ Please don’t do that, you’re worrying me. ❞
❝ Listen, my job is to make sure everyone else is okay. ❞
❝ ‘Drink water kids!’ I say as I am severely dehydrated. ❞
❝ ____, that’s not good. ❞
❝ Who do I have to fucking fight? ❞
ANGSTY SHIT.
❝ I hate myself with every fiber of my being. ❞
❝ I’m just really fucking scared. ❞
❝ I’m sorry that I love you. ❞
❝ I’m sorry that I’m like this. ❞
❝ What’s wrong with me? ❞
❝ God, this happens every fucking time. ❞
❝ I loved her/him/them. And she/he/they fucking abandoned me. ❞
❝ I don’t know what I’m doing. ❞
❝ Why the fuck am I crying? ❞
❝ I’m getting bad again. ❞
❝ It’s like everything goes in one ear, out the other with you. ❞
❝ I’ve told you time and fucking time again that it makes me feel like shit, and yet you still do it. ❞
❝ I look and feel like absolute shit. ❞
❝ It’s nothing, I’m fine. ❞
SLEEPY SHIT.
❝ I’m so fucking exhausted. ❞
❝ I really wanna just sleep. ❞
❝ I need to just sleep for like 17 years. ❞
❝ I could literally fall asleep anywhere. ❞
❝ I’m gonna pass out in the middle of the hallway. ❞
❝ I’m already fucking tired. ❞
❝ If I sit still in one place for like 30 minutes, I will fall asleep. ❞
❝ Can I just nap instead? ❞
7K notes
·
View notes
* SHIT JOHN MACLEAN HAS SAID ; SENTENCE STARTERS
❛ personally, i find christmas and the festive period to be very stressful; as i have so many gifts and presents to buy for myself. ❜
❛ today i discovered i had depleted my supply of mulled wine, which is awfully tragic. ❜
❛ ‘men taking me home from the club’? i object to this highly. ❜
❛ the only man that takes me home is the chauffeur. ❜
❛ the only clubs i’ll be going to will be private members, secret societies, or ones i own. ❜
❛ i don’t really understand when people ask me what i identify as. how do you say ‘god’ without sounding arrogant? ❜
❛ i feel mortal. ❜
❛ my caviar has been reputed for alluring all the lords to the court. ❜
❛ i felt so unwell i thought i was going to die… so i phoned all my friends and told them i was dying. ❜
❛ i think it’s polite to schedule that sort of thing in advance ; you should always let people know when you’re going do die. ❜
❛ i thought it was a kind thing to do. ❜
❛ some people like to be glowing for the gods. i like to glow greater than the gods. ❜
❛ some people think i only wear black. this is simply not the case. i also wear dashing black, fetching black, refined black, seamless black, elegant black, noveu black, light but dark black, dark black, ultra black, and pastel black. raven black, matte black, glossy black, and satin black. ❜
❛ i’m not so keen on being ill, it’s a bitter reminder that i’m mortal. ❜
❛ i’m not so keen on being mortal. ❜
❛ and furthermore, they accused me of being highly dramatic. ❜
❛ i’m going to individually contact all of my friends, even the ones that are dead, and accuse each and every one of them of theft. ❜
❛ i’ve always found the idea of a milkshake rather rancid. ❜
❛ trends are designed for the anxious. ❜
❛ it may seem as if i’m just slapping it on and hoping for the best… which is what i’m doing. ❜
❛ well, i didn’t run. i trotted very vigorously. ❜
❛ i’m as unforgiving as the old testament. ❜
❛ it almost seems as if we’re in a cocaine factory. ❜
❛ i’ve pinned back my hair and i’m looking very ‘english governess 1845′ ❜
❛ my skin has been as dry as a stale croissant. ❜
❛ i had a terrible altercation with my neighbor’s hedge this morning. ❜
60 notes
·
View notes
Yes.
1K notes
·
View notes
WHAT ABOUT THE SONG SUNG FOR THE BROKEN BROTHERS? — for the forgotten fathers, the nonbelievers? what about the song sung for the teenage romances, once abandoned? what about every song about heartbreak never published because the author never learned to love himself? who sings the broken battleground hymns when the enemy is only seen in the reflection of the self? so many questions, and i do not possess the answer. —BUT GODDAMN, I WISH I DID.
independent stan marsh of south park. loved by montana.
27 notes
·
View notes