so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”

but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.

ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.

if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?

i too have a pressing question: why are straights like this

“no matter how badly you think you’re doing it, someone else has done it a lot worse and been fine” is applicable to a wide, wide range of things and i say it to myself all the time

“Tell me about the lily.” “You don’t want to know about the lily.” “It’s my favorite.”

Imagine Me & You (2005) dir. Ol Parker

This woman is a MENACE.

quick question: how the fuck do I get through the rest of my life like this

Not a sports guy but this is wonderful

i smoked a full bowl of weed right before this sketch aired and almost died from lack of oxygen

Slow Horses (3.03 "Negotiating with Tigers") Kristin Scott Thomas as Diana Taverner Sophie Okonedo as Ingrid Tearney