I am BEGGING professional sports to consolidate their games into one convienent place to watch.
I do not want to get Amazon Prime for Monday games and then TNT for a Wednesday. Ope now it's Friday so let's head over to ESPN. BUT NOW it's the 3rd Thursday of the month and it rained on the 8th of the month so this broadcast will be on CSPAN instead of Cartoon Network with a special rebroadcast on Disney Channel with the game being played by the cast of Avatar: The Last Airbender.
It's legit insanity and this is the exact reason I will continue to sail the seven seas. Get fucked.
Curtis Lazar, screaming at the Rangers bench before the game: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUTS!
Kurtis MacDermid: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Curtis: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask -
Curtis, screaming at the Rangers bench again: Dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitches?
Dermy, facepalming: ...Somehow that's worse.
people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets