forever and always insane about the fact that haunting means "heimsuchen" in german which literally translates to "homeseeking". a haunting is a search for a home you can never return to
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After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level
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i have an angel and a devil on my shoulders but i think with my dick so there's not much they can do for me
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I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid
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WE 👯 can TAKE THE BUS 🚌 TOGETHER 💕
Alternatively;
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GO ON 👀🫦👀...
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❌️ NO ❌️
🤢😱👎👎👎
...........AND YET.........
Good luck.. you’ll need it.
~Chishiya ♦️
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I 👑🩴 am EVERYBODY'S 👯♂️👯♀️👯 TYPE THE FUCK ⁉️
.........but ALSO 👀
(had 2 redo this thing)
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SEASON 🌞🍁❄️🌷 THREE 3️⃣❓️❓️❓️
more like
❤️🔥SEASON 🌞🍁❄️🌷 OF ME 👑🩴🎩❤️🔥
AMIRIGHT 🤷😘💯
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how is everyone doing this fine night. i’ll go first i’m losing my mind
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Hey Hatter! What do you think of adding a lazy river to the Beach?
LAZY 💤 RIVER 🚤 ❓️❓️❓️
NAH ❌️👎👎👎
We need the
💥 HUSTLE RIVER 🌊
BUTT 🍑 in the FLOATIE 🛟 and DRINK 🍹 in HAND ✋️
But EYES 👀 NEVER 🙅 LEAVE THE PRIZE 🏆
WORK 🏗 HARD
PLAY 🏓 HARD
GET 👇 CARDS ♠️♥️♣️♦️
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Describe your character in 5 words
1. HOT ❤️🔥🥵
2. SEXY 💋
3. CORRECT 👍
4. GENIUS 🧠
5. FERGALICIOUS 😘
[My answer: Haunted, Clever, Relatable, Funny, Fergalicious (we agree on that one)]
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meowing will not fix this situation but its worth a shot
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⚠️ BEWARE ⚠️
the homoerotic girlbestfriend situationship CAN and WILL kill you
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