local man murders yet another family member. this time with words
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W33f_Q2rIGw
his HOTS lines are out now and i suggest everyone to give this a listen it’s a treasure chest
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The most important headcanon ever
Hanzo spends about 30 minutes applying his eyeliner. It must be perfect.
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oh look its him
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So I’ve officially finished Uni on Friday, and took the weekend to rest and relax. And now I have a whiny archer who claims he doesn’t want attention but actually does
so um, yep, my dumbass returns properly
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he blessed me in my darkest times......
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“Your head, you oaf. Your dick is too tiny, and your heart is too thick to penetrate with your foolishness.”
hcncrbcund:
“Oh, I have the perfect target in mind. Given how big it is, it is impossible to miss.”
“So are ya talkin’ ‘bout my dick or my heart? ‘Cause both are pretty big, I know.”
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“Oh, I have the perfect target in mind. Given how big it is, it is impossible to miss.”
hcncrbcund:
“I am going to fucking shoot you in that cocky face, Jesse McCree.”
“Well, at least you actually have t’aim now, instead’a just shootin’ at my feet and lettin’ yer arrows do the work.”
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“I know behind that mask you are smirking, Genji. Do not play me for such a fool.” He replied in nothing short of spite. Honestly, he half wished his demons didn’t haunt him this way.
hcncrbcund:
“How dare you all celebrate and laugh over the mourning of my scatter arrows.”
❝ That is most unfortunate, brother. Quite a tragedy, really. ❞ He says in his robotic monotone, but trust him, he was grinning beneath the mask. There had been too many times that he had been on the receiving end of the scatter arrows.
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“I hope you know that I do still have my scatter arrow until Kaplin deletes them.”
hcncrbcund
“You are on thin ice, Soldier.”
“ Better grab my water proof boots, then ”
“ Now where did they scatter off too. ”
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I offered the best dick in this entire world, and this is my thanks?
Unacceptable.
hcncrbcund.
get in line of sucking
this dick
You’ve got five seconds to start running.
Five.
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“You are on thin ice, Soldier.”
hcncrbcund
“This is why Reyes tried to kill you.”
“ He like to try, but every time he picks a fight he’s always the one that scatters. ”
“ ..kinda reminds me of something. ”
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get in line of sucking
this dick
hcncrbcund replied to your post: ‘Yeet’ is my thing. Get your own.
get the fuck in line because a cowboys being yeeted for NOT MOURNING MY LOSS OF MY CHI L D
Tell me to get in line one more time.
I won’t hesitate, bitch.
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“I am going to fucking shoot you in that cocky face, Jesse McCree.”
hcncrbcund:
“I can send a pair of very hungry spirit dragons your way. They do love some Western Foods.”
“Well, hey! I love some western foods, too. Do they want me to treat ‘em? I bet they’d love my McCree Family Chili!”
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“This is why Reyes tried to kill you.”
“How dare you all celebrate and laugh over the mourning of my scatter arrows.”
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“I can send a pair of very hungry spirit dragons your way. They do love some Western Foods.”
hcncrbcund:
“I will fire an arrow through your skull before hand, Cowboy.”
“But’ch’a can’t fire a scatter arrow at me, Archer.”
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“I will fire an arrow through your skull before hand, Cowboy.”
hcncrbcund:
“How dare you all celebrate and laugh over the mourning of my scatter arrows.”
“Speakin’ of, we’re throwin’ a party about it. Ya wanna join?”
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you can’t afford hanzo shimada
inspired by this
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