In school they teach you how to multiply 9x8 make you read Macbeth and have you memorize the first 10 amendments to the constitution. But they don’t teach you how to stop loving someone who has stopped loving you or how to deal with losing a friend to an unsaid goodbye and a relative to a cancer that ate away their brain. At home I learned from my father that alcohol can make as many problems as it solves but damn does it feel good to let my throat burn instead of my heart and to tune out the problems in my head that I just couldn’t solve. Because life isn’t 9x8  and it isn’t the way authors describe their characters in a story. It’s those nights you lay awake missing someone wishing things could be different and it’s the next day when you realize they can’t and then it’s how you pick yourself up after being down for so long. I taught myself that.

what have you learned? (via fuckyouveryveryymuch)

12.17.14

NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED

sketchbook

smoke weed, fine. graffiti, fucking do it man. party at strip clubs, more power to you.

but dont you fucking dare drive while drunk. you could kill someone else or yourself. do whatever you want unless you’re going to fuck up someone elses life.

1 .Let her wear her red lipstick. It makes her feel beautiful and sexy at the same time. Respect it as well, don’t you dare smudge it. But when you get behind closed doors, don’t stop her from painting a masterpiece on your skin with her lips. 2. Don’t let her go to sleep without hearing your voice. 3. Flowers are never ever a bad idea, even when you don’t have a reason for giving them. 4. Wash her hair in the shower. You have no idea how relaxing it is. 5. Reassure her you love her. She’ll always worry about you leaving, you’ll learn why. 6. She’ll talk about her past when she’s ready, don’t push it. 7. Telling her she’s beautiful never hurts. 8. Give in sometimes even when you shouldn’t. She’s fought her whole life, it’s the last thing she wants to do. 9. Get drunk and stay in. She’ll spend most of her time confessing how much she loves you, and the rest of the night showing you. 10. She likes when you rub her back, but don’t touch her feet. 11. When she shaves her legs insist on feeling them. 12. She likes to talk about books, and loves when you write poetry about the color of her hair. 13. She hates to repeat herself, so listen closely. 14. Tell her stories about when you first fell for her, she loves to hear them. 15. Let her know when you’re having a bad day, not only will she appreciate the warning, she’ll do all she can to make it better. 16. When you count your blessings, count her twice. You really are so lucky to have her in your life.

(via halluzinogen)

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

I hear my mom shrieking downstairs, shouting up to me about “THE CATS! THE CATS!”

I run downstairs, thinking someone has died or something and see THIS:

I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMETHING TO GET OVER THE ADORABLENESS

just got my first boner

harry: *is still alive*

voldemort: *looks into the camera like he's on the office*

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