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i love my wife phoenix wright umm matts here too i Guess
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Cuntiest defense attorneys to ever serve
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Do you ever forget that you have a gender to most people….. meaning that random people at the grocery store see me as a woman and not just a little internet guy
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DNI if you:
are man or woman
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HEY!
We were here first!
Go find a spot somewhere else!
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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Olimar has passed away.
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elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account
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