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hazelbleu · 29 minutes
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Biden better plant some votes if he wants that election bc I don’t see it for that hoe at all….. he better go to them Illuminati meetings and pop some pussy otherwise it’s curtains for grandpa
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hazelbleu · 31 minutes
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I hate Fallout fans so much you don't even know
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hazelbleu · 38 minutes
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hazelbleu · 8 hours
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OP turned off reblogs
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hazelbleu · 10 hours
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Abolish the comic book industrial complex 🙂
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hazelbleu · 12 hours
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my beautiful girlfriend having a sick and twisted reality check
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hazelbleu · 12 hours
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hazelbleu · 12 hours
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Columbia University students at the Gaza solidarity encampment reading Wisam Rafeedie's The Trinity of Fundamentals and Ghassan Kanafani's The Revolution of 1936–1939 in Palestine (ph. Ian Bartlett).
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hazelbleu · 12 hours
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hazelbleu · 12 hours
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what the fuck, man
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hazelbleu · 12 hours
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Gandalf, taking a hit from his joint: Did you guys know that mithril is super expensive? Like insanely valuable? That it’s very much a finite resource mostly plundered from the earth and invaluable due to its many uses? And also Sauron has most of it so it’s now lost to its Elven and Dwarvish makers? And to think Bilbo’s precious gift of mithril mail is probably sitting in the local Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum. Just makes you think lol ...
Gimli, a dwarf who has lost most of his people’s cultural artefacts: ... I’m sorry Bilbo was given what and did what with it
Frodo, secretly wearing Bilbo’s mithril mail at that very moment but only after nearly 70 years of it sitting in the Useless Dumb Artefacts Museum gathering dust because Bilbo had no idea his cool shirt was worth approximately the net value of their entire country:
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hazelbleu · 12 hours
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Adult Swim making an unholy amount of sense.
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hazelbleu · 13 hours
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merging cylinders is my favourite activity i play with them like dolls
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hazelbleu · 13 hours
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hazelbleu · 14 hours
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When the rest of the world looks at the united states right now, we see a government who sends billions to support genocide but cannot help their own people starving on the streets.
We see a police force who won't go in to save children from school shootings, but deploy at a rapid rate to arrest peaceful protestors using their right to free speech to protest a genocide
America, you are a war mongering snake eating your own tail. You will protect and support war criminals in another country but let your own people starve and die
To the students bravely protesting now, we see your strength. We see what we saw when students protested the Vietnam War. We have faith you will prevail
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hazelbleu · 14 hours
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[Well, you do enough talk, my little hawk. Why do you cry? Tell me what did you learn from the Tillamook Burn. Or the 4th of July. We're all gonna die.]
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