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Honestly i think its kind of rude that the day i took free form work to seriously work on my bachelor thesis, they started cutting open the Street in front of my window. It's pretty loud. Iam pissed. Of course this was announced weeks earlier, we are in Germany after all. Did this stop me from my plan. Obviously not. Am i complaining anyway? Absolutely, I am German after all.
#german stuff#hawky suffers#even more then usual#oh the irony that my bachelors thesis is about noise pollution
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Sie haben bereits vom Mettigel gehört. Machen Sie sich nun bereit für das ✨Gurkenkrokodil✨
Credit to the users of Chefkoch.de
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"Ich bin ein Labrador [...] Der Eisberg hat sozusagen gekalbt" - Barbara Schöneberger
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Imagine procrastinating your bachelors thesis so hard, that even going to the Bürgerbüro to beantrag your new Personalausweis seemed more fun.
#german stuff#hawky hates academia#very sadly my boyfriend declined beeing my sugar dadddy#so i need that degree#anyone interested in room acoustics of school dining halls willing to help me out#this tumblr i brought to you by procrastination
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My masochistic boyfriend and my masochistic best friend bonding over hurting each other.... not what I expected to happen
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may have discovered the first funny german
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*bling**bling**bling**bling**bling**bling**bling**bling**bling**bling**bling**bling**bling**bling**bling**bling**bling**bling**bling**bling**bling*
I see u
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Saw this post and couldn't help myself. Aziraphale and Crowley as Bunsen and Beaker as the charity fund gentlemen in Muppets Christmas Carol. Of course!
Also WAHOO season 3 confirmed!!
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Tag yourself, which Muppets character are you?
I think this is me and my boyfriend:
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Its true. Sadly i only own a puny 1,27 m Langes Schwert 😔. Imagine how great my mental health would be if i had a Bidenhänder.
therapy is such a scam. all you need to do is buy a 5'6 zweihänder and swing it around your home now and then to feel better. been doing it for years and im the very picture of good mental health
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THE DALEKS ARE IN EVERY EPISODE OF DOCTOR WHO. BECAUSE WE ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU. IN YOUR HEART.
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Haha babe ur so sexy~
Read more Crow Time @ crow-time.com 💙
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Our Flag Means Death
2.06 "Calypso's Birthday"
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Vielleicht hatte Kettcar besseres Wetter...
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