Dearest one told me to post it so here we go:
Okay, hear me out.
I had a revelation while watching Clone Wars with my mom because we always complain the show is called Clone Wars!! But there are almost no clone episodes!! Listen I love me some good jedi action but!!! They have a ton of films and other stuff!!! Give me cLONES.
Anyway. Long story short. I came out with The Clone Bechdel Test. You are welcome.
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It’s so nice being better than racists and remembering this is what clone troopers canonically look like in live action:
Heart eyes to 20 something year old Temuera Morrison, no wonder Dooku cloned you, you’re fine as hell
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imagine being director Northmoor of the FBC and one day you revel so much in your power that you literally explode. and instead of doing anything else about it, the FBC goes “when life gives a secret paranatural government agency lemons…” and throws your possibly-alive, moving corpse in a power plant so they don’t have to worry about their power bill. then going onwards, people only refer back to you using ominous light-based puns
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Hey kids, wanna learn what signs of botulism look like?
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an observation on how tumblr talks about shows
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my sister and i were talking last week about the phenomenon of homophobic men who play BG3 and get freaked out when the men hit on them bc they’re so shocked and appalled bc they truly did not ever consider that bi characters and queer romance could ever exist in a game and anyway my sister just sent me this
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my sister and i were talking last week about the phenomenon of homophobic men who play BG3 and get freaked out when the men hit on them bc they’re so shocked and appalled bc they truly did not ever consider that bi characters and queer romance could ever exist in a game and anyway my sister just sent me this
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You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?
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Baldur's Gate 3 Fic Masterlist
Last updated 3/27/2024
Rolan Multi-Chapter - Mature
What if Rolan was a Companion. Follows the game with Rolan as a companion and gn!Tav.
What if Rolan was a Companion... and Everything Went Wrong. In progress, Companion piece to the above. The game with Rolan, angst, and pain.
Rolan, Cal, & Lia - General
A Perfectly Reasonable Exchange. Rolan and gn!Tav go on a romantic walk, then Cal and Lia ask how it went.
The Bet. Cal and Lia try to keep romantic liaisons secret from Rolan.
Distraction. Lia must distract Rolan and Cal so her lover can sneak away.
Rolan Oneshots - Explicit
The Night at Last Light Inn. NSFW, A spicy encounter with Rolan and M!Tav, belonging to and in collaboration with @bihanny.
Rolan Lore / Head Canon - General
Rolan romantic line suggestion
Player-is-evil Rolan ending suggestion
Letters from Rolan
Auntie Ethel Vicious Mockery 1
Auntie Ethel Vicious Mockery 2
Rolan, Cal, and Lia react to Ramazith's Tower bathroom
Rolan 'dating service video script'
Rolan's Hair
Cal's Hair
Other Oneshots - Various Ratings
What if Aradin pushed Zevlor too far. Explicit NSFW ZevlorxAradin. Aradin is a piece of shit. Zevlor puts him in his place.
What if Lorroakan was Named Larry Pickle. Mature, Comedy with a lot of silliness and 4th wall breaks.
In Memory of Kanon. General, Kanon, no!
Astarion x Ghost Living Happily Ever After. General, Astarion and Ghost (m!Tav), belonging to Eddie, in domestic bliss.
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