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baby you're a haunted house
emery/ghost || they/it || queer enby || audhd/nd || 22 || ghostkin/otherkin || i love asks about anything! || main fandoms include welcome to night vale, the raven cycle, the adventure zone, and a bunch of other things that'll show up here sometimes || sigur bestie ily 💛 || feel free to send asks or tag me in things :3 || writing can be found under #emery.txt or on ao3 @ starry_eyed_knight || icon by me || header edited by me
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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
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there’s a new potent drug called “the bed” out on the streets. just one hit of the damn thing and you’re passed out cold, tucked in, multiple blankies, honking and shooing for hours. scary stuff.
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chewing on drywall thinking about how many people never pursue phalloplasty because of transphobic misinformation about functionality & appearance & the belief that anything less than the Platonic Ideal of Human Penis is completely worthless
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I wanna sit under your desk and do silly stuff with my mouth to distract u while you work (i am chewing electrical cords)
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Hey everyone, please consider buying the 2024 itch.io Palestinian Relief Bundle- it's 373 games, game-making assets, tabletop roleplaying games, zines, and comics for a minimum of just 8 USD! They have a goal of 100,000 USD, and as of the time I'm writing this post, they have 8 more days to reach it.
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went on someone’s blog who didn’t post in over a year and their last post was about getting married. like your marriage is more important than posting on tumblr? grow up
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When Bridget takes her Caturday nap on his lap the bear tries to keep very still in order not to disturb her.
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an aside but one time I was told by someone who shall remain nameless that I needed to stop treating my plants with such love because plants were inherently evil and spiteful and I'd be much happier once I accepted that and in that moment the sims negative interaction symbol appeared crystal clear in my mind
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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers
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Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?
british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians
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