I lied. I don’t actually like sex. Put your clothes back on I’m going to explain the entire plot of Metalocalypse to you.

sharing beds with Dethklok (platonic)

you're a newly hired klokateer, your bunk isn't ready yet, and there are no spare beds in Mordhaus. you gotta share with one of 'em.

Nathan: not thrilled but he's used to having groupies in his bed. would probably give you space. just stick to your side of the bed and he'll probably not pay you any mind.

Skwisgaar: you're not even the only other person in there. he's got plenty of groupies in his bed and probably wouldn't even notice you in there too. have fun waking up in a pile of other bodies.

Toki: excited to have a sleepover. you and him watch cartoons until you fall asleep. be warned that he is a cuddler (and his bed is small) so you will wake up with him wrapped around you.

Murderface: not used to sharing his bed. makes a wall of pillows between you two, but tears it down in the middle of the night after he realizes it's nice having some company for once.

Pickles: doesn't mind sharing, he's used to having groupies so he's totally chill about the whole thing. happy to cuddle if you want or happy to give you space. up to you.

the true victims in grimmons not becoming canon is tucker and donut who had to sit through their bullshit pining for 21+ years

Out of pure curiosity and fun!

Dude, sick reference to Snoop Dogg smoking weed. I can’t believe you’re so clever. You were clever enough to bring up Sm – Snoop smoking weed on your stream, because you KNEW that Snoap Dogg smoke weed, and Smoke Dogg, he is s҉m҉d҉snoop. And you KNEW that if you brought up the Smook Dogg smokin 𝚍veed, that you – people would know that! And they would 𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕡!

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

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reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

I love RTGame because he’s just. He’s So

He’s an English major. He’s a nerd. He lived in Japan several years. He has a bit where he makes fun of people who like anime. He’s a part of the yogscast by technicality. The last time he was on a Minecraft server he did a queerbaiting bit with Wilbur Soot. He’s one of the nicest people out there. He’s the Butcher of Sapienza. He was the drift king back in college. He cannot win a game of Mario Kart to save his life. He’s fucking insane. He builds legos in his free time. He was a TF2 streamer before getting popular. He hasn’t played an FPS game in years.

Like this man is just. He’s so????? And I love it. RTGame my beloved

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genuinely one of the worst things that’s happened to television in the last few years (exacerbated by streaming services) is death of Filler. going from 20 episodes to 8 because “we didn’t really need that episode where the main characters went to the beach right? it had no long lasting effect” but we DID!!! we needed to see how they act without the Big Bad Plot and to establish the dynamics between the characters and lay in the sun (do they forget sunscreen? how do they react to a thieving seagull? do they get buried in the sand or do they do the burying?). the plot isn’t everything. the action doesn’t hit as hard without the quiet moments. give us character development and our little scenes back

i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did

A helpful guide to some common birds here in the western US