hatchetfield culture is being the only one in ur elementary friend group to make it to adulthood

I’m the only one if my high school friends to still be in Hatchetfield for whatever that’s worth

Sorry for you losses anon

hatchetfield culture is starting a cult inside of a mall for a dark god that just so happens to be the best of all of his brothers

You really shouldn’t send that to me specifically or else he gets mad about it

Hatchetfield culture is watching Santa Claus is Goin' to Highschool when its not even the holiday season because in this house we stan Jingle and Jangle

That’s right!

Hatchetfield culture is starting your own new religion!

it isn’t a cult

That’s some rich people privilege right there sorry

hatchetfield culture is having multiple REALLY vivid dreams about dying in an apocalypse. weird, huh?

yeah pretty weird but hey it could be worse you could actually be living it right

Hatchetfield culture is avoiding Beanies at all fucking costs

Java Cafe for life babeeey

Hatchetfield culture is being aware of the narrative but like in a completely chill and totally fine way

There’s no narrative things are FINE why do people keep saying this

hatchetfield culture is trying to get a tickle-me-wiggly for the holidays and them STILL being out of stock like EVERYWHERE,, i mean this always happens with the top toy of the season but normally u can get them at a decent price after like a year or so when the trends died down!

I would say check eBay but they go for like 7k

hatchetfield culture is leaving church immediately after the service ends bc you don't wanna talk to grace chasity (she saw me holding hands with someone two months ago)

I went to school with her (senior when she was a freshman) and every interaction we had was a wild ride. Godspeed.

Hatchetfield culture is exclusively tuning in to Dan and Donna to hear updates on what's going on with Peanuts.

He’s like, the town mascot! I’m always glad to hear he’s doing well!

Hatchetfield culture is watching a Christian girl fuck a ghost in a high-school gym

I’ve been out of school for six years now. What the FUCK happened.

Jon who???

Hatchetfield culture is playing the Gary Goldstein dating sim

The what now

Hatchetfield culture is just wanting to go to any entertainment center (theater, amusement park, Honey Festival) and finding out they’ve been overtaken by eldritch forces 😔 Impossible to have some good family fun in this town smh

The things in town would surprise you. Pizza Pete’s probably isn’t haunted, though.

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Hatchetfield culture is listening to this song because it's a fuckign bop and definitely doesn't kill you after a week

You shouldn’t link this shit I’m gonna get in trouble

Hatchetfield culture dying. A lot.

So much. All the time.

Hatchetfield culture is worshipping not one, but two gods.

- 🌲

At the Methodist church, amen—