harryronandhermy-one
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I made a quiz, its 36 questions, and y’all, I play-tested this, I got feedback, I hyper-analyzed, its good. I wasn’t like, I was gonna just let hogwarts houses die but apparently y’all be like,,, not knowing what a slytherin or hufflepuff is no shade and if all these quizzes are gonna ask you this question anyways: this is it. Idiot tested. Idiot approved
take it here! or copy paste if you need to https://uquiz.com/oz0xOu
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Trigger warning: Suicide
Ok guys, I know you’ve all seen like a million of these tumblr posts but
Please
Please
Please
Like and reblog this post as much as possible.
My friend is contemplating suicide and we’ve agreed that for every note this gets, she lives another day.
So please, please like, reblog and comment on this post
I don’t know what I’d do without her
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Regulus: I was raised as an only child.
Regulus: It really pissed off my brother.
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in the gryffindor dorm they play a game called ‘neville have i eville’, where they try and guess the weirdest things that have happened to neville
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it’s officially the month of halloween so this is your yearly reminder that nothing in the harry potter franchise can be as iconic as greenscreen tim curry wizard from the worst witch movie
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“Maybe for once, someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding ‘You’re making a scene’.”
— James Potter, probably
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james potter was apparently rich enough to support at least four people (himself, lily, sirius, and remus) in his early 20s like shit i guess i’m gonna marry a posh wizard
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remus: what's all this? puking pastilles? nosebleed nougat?
sirius: we didn't have all these fancy ways to get out of class!
remus: in our day if you wanted to fake a nosebleed you just got james to punch you in the face a lot
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The reason Harry never truly grasps the depth of Ron’s insecurity about being least loved until witnessing the destruction of the horcrux is because Ron has been Harry’s most loved since the day they met.
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saw a shitpost by @accio-shitpost and it made me laugh out loud, not just deeply exhale through my nose. i had to draw harry, i loved the mental image of harry angrily and incredulously gesturing to a cross.
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Harry Potter au where Neville’s the chosen one and Dean and Seamus are his sidekicks who fall in love
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If Harry Potter had Riordanverse-like chapter titles
“A DADA teacher tries to kill me - a sequel”
“Put this horcrux back where it came from or so help me”
“Fifth year: I still have no idea what’s going on”
“I don’t have bones and I am not surprised”
“Hermione solves everything, even faster than Annabeth Chase (though I have no idea who that is)”
“I have to catch a flying golden shit”
“I’m dead, but not really”
“An ancient cup tries to tell me what to do”
“To all the boys I’ve ever killed before - Tom Riddle’s diary”
“Wingardium Levifuckyou”
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ginny: so like we have magic that means we don't have to breathe right
ginny: and also flying magic
ginny: what exactly is stopping me from flying up to the moon and declaring myself queen
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two dementors having their government mandated smoke break or whatever, asking the real questions.
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fuck jkr for convincing a whole generation that “witch” and “wizard” are male/female versions of the same thing
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Harry Potter AU in which Fred and George are in different houses and they steal and wear each others ties whilst doing stupid things in hope of the others house losing points
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