hardylettuce
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Just a 30-something blasting out my thoughts on the internet.
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the fact that the bottom part of this was cut off and reposted and and almost nobody knew is one of the biggest cases of bi erasure in history
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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large
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trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone
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get ready for an exuberant summer
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I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.
My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love
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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
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Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure
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Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!
Iroh alone in his cell:
#There's a lot of posts on this site that are wilder rides than actual roller coasters#And by god this is one of them
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this is a way better model... you'll still get transphobic & intersexist drs of course but i prefer this to male / female or even having separate questions for gender & sex.
[we can't see the full form, but i'd suggest having a "something else" option and dominant hormone question too.]
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I smoke weed and my dick fall off
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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous
Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you
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Truly something how comforting the LOTR movies continue to be after 20 years and eighty million watches.
#Also the era when actors in a scene together would be in the same room#Instead of filmed separately when their schedules allowed and green screened in later#And when costume budgets weren't a tight thirty nine bucks with materials from the Joann Bargain Bin
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Everyone on 4/13, crawling out of their secret homestuck bunkers,
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