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Hangman: Just ask Bradshaw out, it’ll be fine.
Hangman, to himself: Be as bitchy as possible. He’ll know what it means.
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*Rooster and Hangman bickering*
Rooster: For fuck’s sake Seresin-
Hangman: Stop calling me that, it’s Bradshaw now.
Rooster, suddenly flustered: Right. For- well for f- fuck’s sake Bradshaw-
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(Hangman opens the front door to see Coyote looking panicked)
Coyote:...This girl I've been seeing wants to know where our relationship is going, so can I hide here?
Hangman: Aww...I didn't know you were enrolled in the Bradley Bradshaw School of Relationships, good for you! Come on in!
Rooster(from the couch): EXCUSE ME....That's the LIEUTENANT Bradley Bradshaw School of Relationships, thank you very much!
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Rooster: I think I’m in love with Hangman.
Phoenix: Congratulations, you’re the last to know.
#i am deceased#this is the funniest shit i ever read oh my god#incorrect daggers#rooster and Phoenix#hangster#sereshaw
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95th Annual Academy Awards
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Fella’s is it gay to give your possible boyfriend his callsign that he hates?
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umm girl im not making a set of him in this scene rn but like . Be fucking for real
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just a younger glen powell during Scream Queens era looking handsome with his pre-Jake Seresin hair and jeans and leather boots.
#the way Bradley would die if he saw Jake in this outfit#glen powell#for reference#cowboy!jake seresin
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*Rooster falling for a pretty blonde that he is convinced he hates*
Maverick: I taught him so well.
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Phoenix: Why don’t you two just fuck already?
Hangman and Rooster:
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top gun/top gun maverick text posts PART 3
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White Collar and Top Gun Fusion
Special Agent for the FBI in the white-collar crimes division Bradley Bradshaw once arrested white-collar criminal Jake Seresin, alias the Hangman.
The Hangman is a charming and sophisticated con artist known as such because he cockily leaves a hangman game on each crime scene (leading to his next theft). However, Agent Bradshaw cracks his hangman code which has allowed him to finally capture the elusive criminal.
(Un)fortunately, his criminal talents in counterfeiting are coveted by the white-collar crimes division. The FBI IceBoss Tom Kazansky strikes a deal with him: serving his remaining four-year sentence as an anklet-wearing consultant to the FBI. Seresin accepts the deal as long as he gets Agent Bradshaw as his handler. (What? The guy has brains and is sweet on the eye –his moustache notwithstanding–, and he likes ‘hem smart and pretty.)
Agent Bradshaw has no choice but to obey his bossdad. He’s thus now working with the infuriating, cunning, and not at all appealing criminal alongside his newly formed white-collar team –Agents Natasha Trace and Bob Floyd. The team has a particularly high solved-cases rate, mainly due to the duo très spécial working together.
FBI consultant Jake Seresin has the time of his life: he lives in a beautiful and richly decorated house with Penny Benjamin, the charming landlady; he wears her late husband’s styled suits and hats; he finds his criminal and genius best friend Javy Machado again and often asks him for help in various FBI cases…
About that…He is surprised how much he likes using his devilishly almost-too-good-to-be-true talents (‘ugh’, says Bradley, every single time) for the other side of the law. His colleagues Trace and Floyd are really nice too: he banters with Phoenix like he would his own sister, and fondly annoys Bob like he would a little brother.
He expects even less to fall for Agent Bradshaw. Bradley. The Hawaiian-shirt-wearing and by-the-book special agent appears to be a little grumpy on the outside, especially with him, but Jake is trying to shatter Bradley’s walls, and he will succeed eventually. They have numerous evening talks during which they share personal details, and pretty much bicker about every possible subject.
Jake also meets the IceBoss’ trophy wife and Bradley’s godfather, Pete (‘Call me Maverick’) Mitchell. Maverick is a mechanic and an engineer, and he does some consultant work when the FBI needs his expertise. These two become thick as thieves, as they have similar minds, and Maverick often invites Jake for dinner (Bradley whines ‘Mav, whyyyyyyyyy?!’ meanwhile Ice is questioning his husband’s –matchmaking–motives…‘Trust me IceBaby, I know what I’m doing.’)
It is Mav who convinces Jake to go for it, because his oblivious godson would never act on his feelings, he’s too cautious (‘Ah. The snug-on-his-perch type’…..‘Well, yeah, but he has his reasons.’). However, Mav is sure he likes Jake because Ice has told him Bradley often comes in his office to rant about Hangman (‘Ice, he’s yet again charming such and such, he’s unprofessional!’… Also Ice has the patience of a saint).
Thus Jake begins wooing Bradley à la Hangman: he leaves him complimentary notes disguised as hangman games on his desk, he delivers perfect art forgeries in Bradley’s effigy (paintings, sculptures, drawings,…) at his home –Bradley’s both scandalised and reluctantly charmed– and, on one memorable occasion, Bradley’s gifted a Carrara-marbled, life-sized and very much naked statue of Jake. He stays speechless for an abnormal amount of time and can’t look Jake in the eye (héhé) for some time. He’ll deny it, but Bradley keeps the statue. Of course, he keeps the statue! Finally, Jake’s last and most romantic move is to offer Bradley a piano he's personally restored! It’s the final straw for Bradley: he jumps him so hard his neighbours call the police to report *suspicious* noise.
[After their “strenuous” activities, Jake asks Bradley if he has succeeded in accomplishing his most spectacular heist.
Bradley: And what would that be?
Jake: Have I finally succeeded in stealing your heart?
Bradley: For a seductive bastard, you are ridiculously corny sometimes…but if you must know. Yeah, you did.]
Once they get their act together, Bradley feels comfortable enough to do some wooing of his own: he serenades Jake with skillful renditions of 'Smooth Criminal' on the piano as well as old romantic ballads.
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(as a few of the Daggers are observing Hangman and Rooster from across the room)
Bob(to the Daggers around him): So, here's a thought I'd like to put before the group...
Phoenix: Proceed.
Bob: If either Hangman or Rooster could get pregnant -
Payback: - Oh, they'd have like, ten kids.
Coyote: A dozen, at least.
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no one knows where these pictures came from but they have caused an awakening
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