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handsmedevil · 1 month
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right here, baby. got everything u need, from blunts to champagne and even some painkillers if you really feel fun.
WHERE is my welcome parade, my red carpet, my gifts ????
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handsmedevil · 1 month
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it's called slang, but again, i guess you're too fucking old to realize that, tf did they use in the 70s anyway ? btw, you're funnier when you keep your mouth shut, maybe let the gunns and robinson talk more often over you.
please stop, you’re killing me. 🤣🤣 vibe checks, fuck around n’ find out, i see why you don’t talk much. this is comical. 🤣
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handsmedevil · 1 month
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all i hear is womp womp when jericho speaks, and i had already gone backstage to smoke a blunt, not my circus, not my monkeys.
You see that promo he cut afterwards though? Looks like you're not finished with him yet ... unfortunately.
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handsmedevil · 1 month
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that's your opinion dawg, or maybe you're just as old as the rest and refuse to pass a vibe check.
🤣🤣🤣 why do you only speak in memes and shitty 2020 lingo.
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handsmedevil · 1 month
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hmm, of course that fucker did. all smooth, stat. see you in ten then.
Unfortunately, Daniel volunteered you already. So be ready after the show. 🫡
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handsmedevil · 1 month
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fuck around n find out.
is it? 🤨
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handsmedevil · 1 month
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shit, i mean, i'm not not offering.
are you offering??
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handsmedevil · 1 month
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and that's how you put away an old man.
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handsmedevil · 1 month
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nothing a little blunt won't fix :p
i know we should be used to this but goddamn.
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handsmedevil · 1 month
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same here ... i'm fuckin frozen.
canada is cold and I can’t sleep.
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handsmedevil · 1 month
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how do i get in on playing w/ u, dg ?
i have been playing mlb the show all day ... i should probably take my ass to bed.
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