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I'm Maggie. I'm twenty eight years old. Life is insane so my activity is spotty but I always show back up eventually. I like broadway and television shows and pretty people and I have an age old vendetta against egg salad.
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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Would anyone buy this
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not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life鈥檚 most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread
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Do you ever realize you're too hung up on your crack theories or is that just me? Because I've just come to the conclusion that if Bridgerton Season 4 isn't Benedict's story rewritten to make him queer I'm genuinely going to be so upset
#bridgerton#i mean i'm sure i'll love it either way#but the twitter stans are so excited for sophie and i'm just like#'gimme stephen instead pls'
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it's just so special to me when like a character is a massive loser and yet they get someone who falls head over heels for them. like yeah boy pull some bitches with your weak-ass game and cringefail demeanor
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So I think I forgot to post about it here but I'm knitting my own wedding dress.
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You wouldn鈥檛 last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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"he's not a walking red flag he's just a pisces" is not the hot take I thought I would be viewing on twitter today but alright
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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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