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handageddon · 29 minutes
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The rightful heir
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handageddon · 2 hours
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If you're in the need for some kind of magical artifact of magic for your setting, consider Fresnel Lenses which are used in lighthouses:
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These things are Alive.
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handageddon · 5 hours
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had a cis coworker try to disdainfully explain otherkin to me. "they genuinely believe they're animals" he said to me. i said "buddy, some people genuinely believe in the free market." and he went "huh. yeah."
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the circus was in town that day 🤡
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i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend
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It would be real fucked up if anteaters and aardvarks and armadillos and pangolins were all like herons. Instead of like themselves the trundlers
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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders
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handageddon · 6 hours
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i love the phase "knock you into next week" because it implies that time travel can in fact be achieved with enough violence
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handageddon · 6 hours
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real question looking for real advice but how the FUCK do people get out of bed in the morning i think i have serious morning dysania and i hate it
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handageddon · 6 hours
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learned a new word!
DYSANIA:
Dysania means an extreme difficulty rising from bed or an inability to leave the bed. Dysania is closely associated with clinomania, which is an obsession with or profound desire for staying in bed.
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handageddon · 6 hours
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Y’all,
what is your most tried-and-true method of convincing yourself to get out of bed
when said bed is So Cozy and Pleasant? Please advise.
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handageddon · 6 hours
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From WebMD:
"DYSANIA: . . .This means you simply can’t get out of bed for about 1 to 2 hours after you wake up. Doctors don’t recognize it as a medical condition, as it is not an official diagnosis."
I understand it's not a medical condition. I know exactly why I can't get out of bed right after I wake up.
I'm waiting for my soul to catch up with my brain. Sometimes it takes as little time as a minute. Once, it took almost three hours. It depends on how dearly my soul needs to stay in Dream.
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handageddon · 7 hours
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Artistic Bird-Shaped Canopy Bed Follow Research.Lighting on Tumblr
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