Unusual flintlock pistol with integrated lantern, Italy, early 19th century

from Czerny's International Auction House

i told my friend’s dad that he was hot (it was in context with the conversation, he was complaining that he was feeling old, etc), and he said a very genuine thank you and the conversation moved on to other topic, my friend was now talking about something else entirely when his dad goes

“i think if i were born in your generation i might have been bisexual”

and friend got kinda mad at me lmao

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

"Quick way?" That is a 9-mana combo that folds to most interaction.

Just been hit with this combo. Didn't feel good. I just love how opponents who are just about to lose can just turn it all around in one turn. I swear Magic is no longer a game you can just have fun with. Thanks for making another quick way to lose the game, WotC!

Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes

such a loss

nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?

Customer: SHOE FETISH DMV: SHOE FETISH Verdict: ACCEPTED

this fucking paper is gonna kill me

Following his disgrace, Andrew Tate has returned to the public eye as a whimsical candy maker. The "Top G" (Now short for Top Gobstopper, marked by a big green G emblazoned on his top hat) is making waves bringing his signature bravado to the world of chocolates, caramels, and other fanciful treats.

Fans are clamoring to join Tates new online school, in which the reformed candy magnate discusses topics like fine cacao, the joys of nougat, and which types of crushed nuts are "for queers."

For the first time in Saint Louis Zoo history, a cheetah has given birth to 8 cheetah cubs .

Awww look at their faces! I want to cuddle them!!

But I wont. 

i have a disgusting amount of dreams that just involve me identifying birds like i come out of my dreams with lists of birds that i saw and i was like "i know who that is. Great Blue Heron. Cedar Waxwing"

im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

I am obsessed with this idea