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hammerspacequeen · 5 years
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Markiplier plays “Octodad: Dadliest Catch” - Part 2 - sentence starter
1. “Is that blood on the floor?” 
2. “Excuse me, ______. I’m just being an average, everyday squid over here.” 
3. “I call this one the pizza dance.” 
4. “Oh, okay. So this is how it’s gonna be. We’re gonna drive me crazy right off the bat.” 
5. “I think my ______ needed this unicorn, did she/he/they not?” 
6. “Okay, you get one of those, and then I’m gonna kill you.” 
7. “I’m gonna abandon those stairs and go up these much nicer stairs over here.” 
8. “It’s fine, it’s fine. It’s fine, I’m getting the hang of it. Kind of. Maybe a little bit.” 
9. “I’m beginning to think that you’re just dicking with me now.” 
10. “No, don’t flip-flop the camera!” 
11. “HI EVERYBODY! IT’S ME! TOTALLY NORMAL! TOTALLY NORMAL!”
12. “That was the hardest thing I’ve ever done, and I’ve given birth to like ten chil - no I have not. That’s not what I… that was not me.” 
13. “And now to find the perfect apple. The most splendiferous apple in the world.” 
14. “Normal. Normal. Be normal.” 
15. “Yeah, that’s it. Be normal.” 
16. “You get your meat from nowhere? Yeah, that’s perfectly believable.” 
17. “Sorry! That isn’t what I meant to do. I meant to shove the unicorn into your face.” 
18. “I love this game so much. I love it so much. I LOVE THIS GAME! Oh, I love this game so much!” 
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hammerspacequeen · 5 years
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     💮ℛ𝒶𝓂ℴ𝓃𝒶;;– ‘ I’m doing a Canada day rager at my house later. I wanted to see if you’d come. I’m not one for parties but I figured what the fuck, why not? There’ll be loud music, people talking over each other, food, and fireworks to end the night. ‘
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hammerspacequeen · 5 years
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nxthingtxwn‌:
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“I suppose that does help a little…” Roxie thinks for a moment, looking at her purple hair in the mirror, eventually deciding to text back. “I always did like your colourful hair. Maybe this won’t be so bad.”
Tempted though she was, she knew she couldn’t just go down to Toronto unannounced to see Ramona, especially after what had happened the last time. She needed to do this right, make sure the wounds had actually healed first.
“I don’t suppose it would be alright if I came down to see you for a bit? I know things got kinda messed up last time.”
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     💮ℛ𝒶𝓂ℴ𝓃𝒶;;– She mauled over the question a little bit. Sure, they didn’t really have the best go at the end of everything-- Admittedly though, compared to some of the other people she spent her time around, she actually enjoyed Roxie’s company the most. So, really, it wasn’t like it was a big deal. And at least she asked. The last thing Ramona wanted was uninvited people showing up.
     Why not? Not like she had any other plans outside of the work deal anyway. With that answered, she looked back at the screen and began to text the other back.
     Yeah, absolutely. Came her response. She moved to the door and unlocked it before her attention went back to the screen. Door’s open, but just make sure you knock. I’ll probably be making some iced tea, you want any when you make it over?
     And, just as she finished, she made her way into the kitchen to do just that. Not that she knew how to make it herself unless it was just for her. But if she was having a guest, she’d be pulling a can from the freezer of the pre-done “just add water” deal. Might be a little too sweet, but she still needed something for the company, right?
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hammerspacequeen · 5 years
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Starter call! Like this and I’ll make you a starter ( multis let me know who you want the starter for or I’ll RNG it )
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Starter call! Like this and I’ll make you a starter ( multis let me know who you want the starter for or I’ll RNG it )
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“Someone put dye in my shampoo. Now I’m stuck with purple hair until it wears off.” - nxthingtxwn (Roxie Richter)
Hair Starters ( accepting ) @nxthingtxwn
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     💮ℛ𝒶𝓂ℴ𝓃𝒶;;– ‘ I wonder what colour that’s gonna wash out as. Hopefully it’ll start to become a nice lavender. ‘ Was she making light of Roxie’s situation? A little bit. But, all things considered, it was probably necessary. She wasn’t anywhere near Roxie’s bathroom, so Ramona could absolutely attest to not being the person responsible for it.
     ‘ If it helps, it looks kinda nice on you. The blonde does look worlds better though. ‘
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hammerspacequeen · 5 years
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soughtbirthright‌:
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          ❛            hm, an  excellent question. ❜    Raja tapped her chin in thought, casting a furtive glance about the cramped room. Surely their target had companions who valued their safety. Raja settled closer to Ramona. She gestured to the booth across from where they stood. The pair had their helmets sat beside them.
             ❛  Those two don’t seem all that attached to theirs. Mom dropped them on their heads one too many times. There’s really no point. ❜  Raja reasoned with her own creeping guilt more than Ramona.  ❛  You got this, sticky fingers. I’ll meet you at the bike in five. ❜
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     💮ℛ𝒶𝓂ℴ𝓃𝒶;;– She didn’t say anything, not until she was addressed again to grab the helmets. ‘ Yeah, see you in five. ‘ She responded before turning on her heel to get right to work. And it wasn’t like it was that difficult a task to accomplish. Though she did have to waste some of those five minutes waiting for these guys to get up and go to the bathroom. Not that they did it together but, it wasn’t much longer after the first that the second followed. With a quick glance around, Ramona carefully made her way through the people and picked up the helmets from the table, putting one under her arm and the other gripped tightly in her hand as she proceeded to walk through the crowd more quickly to the exit.
     And she could assume Raja was probably waiting on her to arrive since the helmet matter was probably a bit trickier. But she waited out behind one of the walls. If Raja was out here, then all Ramona would do is wait until she was given some kind of all clear that they could put on the helmets and leave. For now, this was just to lay low in case those guys she acquired the helmets from came back around and decided to find out who swiped their helmets.
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hammerspacequeen · 5 years
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     💮ℛ𝒶𝓂ℴ𝓃𝒶;;– ‘ Not that I wanna sound like I’m spoiling a good time, but uhh... ‘ She placed her hands on her hips and tilted to one side. There was a playful smirk on her face, yet still some pure intentions behind it. ‘ Are you sure that’s a good idea? Looks like it could cause a bit of an accident. ‘
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hammerspacequeen · 5 years
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boy I love that my dumb ass forgot to include the promo template credit in my promo... fixed it now tho
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hammerspacequeen · 5 years
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      ‘Well, you’re definitely stupid                      if you want to go out with me’ x x x x x x x ( promo template cred )
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hammerspacequeen · 5 years
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hair sentence starters
1. “What happened to your hair?” 
2. “Nice haircut.” 
3. “Did you cut your hair?” 
4. “______ is going to kill you when he/she/they see(s) what you’ve done to your hair.” 
5. “I like your hair.” 
6. “I hate my hair.” 
7. “I like my hair the way it is.” 
8. “You dyed your hair?!” 
9. “How long are you planning on growing your hair?” 
10. “Like my new haircut?” 
11. “Why in the world did you shave all your hair off?” 
12. “Someone put dye in my shampoo. Now I’m stuck with _____ hair until it wears off.” 
13. “Your hair is beautiful.” 
14. “I’ve never seen hair like yours before.” 
15. “Get a haircut.” 
16. “Your hair looks ridiculous.” 
17. “I’m not going to change my hairstyle just because you don’t like it.” 
18. “I’ve never seen a ______ with hair like yours before.” 
19. “Will you braid my hair for me?” 
20. “Can I play with your hair?” 
21. “Don’t touch my hair.” 
22. “Your hair is disgusting. Go take a shower.” 
23. “I wouldn’t touch your nasty hair even if you paid me.” 
24. “Your hair is so soft.” 
25. “I can’t imagine you with hair. As far as my brain is concerned, you’ve always been bald.” 
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hammerspacequeen · 5 years
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voltron: legendary defender sentence starters. | ep. I / ??
“I lost contact.” 
“Stop worrying.” 
“This baby can take it; can’t you, champ?” 
“So, you’re insane.” 
“Holy crow! I can’t believe what I’m seeing!” 
“Why am I holding this guy?” 
“What are you doing? You’re going to kill us all!” 
“So, what happened out there? Where were you?” 
“It’s like some energy was telling me to search.” 
“Looks like there’s a forcefield around it.” 
“Does anyone else get the feeling that this is staring at them?” 
“My crew was captured by aliens once. I’m not going to let it happen again.” 
“No! I knew it was going to eat us!” 
“We’ve been asleep for 10,000 years.” 
“He’s still alive? Impossible!” 
“I haven’t eaten since breakfast, and I’m starving.” 
“We can’t form Voltron.” 
“We are the universe’s only hope.”
“You know how you felt that crazy energy while we were in the desert?” 
“You’ll have to earn its respect.” 
“They’re not even gonna listen to him?” 
“Yeah, yeah – I guess there’s nothing to do but head back to the barracks, right?”
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hammerspacequeen · 5 years
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Tag dump, let’s go! Round 1: basic tags
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hammerspacequeen · 5 years
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     💮ℛ𝒶𝓂ℴ𝓃𝒶;;– Ramona looked at the motorcycle again-- It wasn’t anything she’d really known how to drive herself, considering all she needed was her rollerblades and a subspace door. But riding on one was a thrill all the same whether she was heading it or not. And it seemed the two of them were absolutely in need of one.
     ‘ Damn, and I was hoping to flaunt my hair to the world. ‘ She laughed softly and looked around for a moment. ‘ Do you think we’ll be able to find two sets of helmets to swipe in here? Because, if we can, then I’ll get the helmets while you get the keys. ‘
* @hammerspacequeen  x
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                      raja spent  most of the eventing eyeing a cherry red motorcycle. She was certain it had been parked just so to taunt her. Perhaps it was bold to invite her companion after mere minutes of conversation, but she could not deny serendipity. 
               ❛  Right? Fuck it. Solid life motto. ❜  Raja noted that the owner of the bike carelessly left his keys on the bar. She could swipe them in seconds.  ❛  You’ll still have to wear a helmet, though - as much as I do love that hair color. Can’t say fuck it to safety. ❜
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❝so that looks dangerous... want to try it?❞ xx raja, if it's okay!
Simple Introduction Starters ( accepting always ) @soughtbirthright
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     💮ℛ𝒶𝓂ℴ𝓃𝒶;;-- Her brow quirked, eyes looking at the thing that was so clearly dangerous before resting on the red head next to her. Another moment of thinking, her lips upturned slightly. Definitely, she was no stranger to this kind of thing, was a bit of a fun idea too.
     ‘ You want to go and do that? ‘ She asked like she was unsure that’s what she heard. ‘ You know what? Yeah, fuck it, let’s do it. What’s the worst that could happen? ‘
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hammerspacequeen · 5 years
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⊱simple introduction starters⊰
❝what are you doing here?❞
❝you're going to hurt yourself, let me help you.❞
❝why are you staring at me?❞
❝if you didn't want to talk to me, you could've just said so.❞
❝i think you dropped this.❞
❝here, i'll pay for that.❞
❝so i assume you're the one everyone's talking about.❞
❝that outfit looks nice on you, where'd you get it?❞
❝why are you doing this?❞
❝so that looks dangerous... want to try it?❞
❝you're going to do WHAT with WHAT?❞
❝can you help me grab this?❞
❝don't talk to me until i've had my coffee. thanks.❞
❝that was possibly the weirdest thing i've ever seen.❞
❝you have the prettiest smile i've seen all day.❞
❝do i have anything on my shirt?❞
❝are you waiting for an interview too?❞
❝is this seat saved for anyone?❞
❝i've never been here before, it's beautiful.❞
❝do you know the directions to (location)?❞
❝so how long have you been working here?❞
❝how many of those have you had?❞
❝i'm not suppose to talk to strangers.❞
❝you'll be ok, i promise.❞
❝can you hear me?❞
❝i think you're on my foot...❞
❝i guess you're stuck with me 'til the elevator starts working.❞
❝could you POSSIBLY get more annoying?❞
❝i have several questions, first off WHY?❞
❝why would you do that?"
❝i think that guy is giving you a weird look.❞
❝hey are you ok?❞
❝do you live here?❞
❝are you third-wheeling too?❞
❝why are like this?❞
❝who did this to you?❞
❝who told you that?❞
❝why are you following me?❞
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hammerspacequeen · 5 years
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Hey you! You like a sassy lady who can kick your ass with a giant hammer? Or one that changes her hair every other week and a half? Then have I got good news! This is a brand new Ramona Flowers roleplay blog from Scott Pilgrim. If you could, could you give this a ❤ or ⭮ if you’re a blog who is down to hang out with this fierce lady!
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