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half-cooked-noodle · 3 years

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omfg these are so cool i want one irl fhfhhfhddh

Do Not Under Any Circumstances Drink From These Teacups

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half-cooked-noodle · 3 years

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i have a shitty job at a corporate Wendy's and ive only been there 2 months but fuck it im reblogging this so i can hopefully find and get my dream job some day

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half-cooked-noodle · 3 years

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Internet ghost pals

uhm, of course??? dead social media platforms full of funky teens and spunky young adults???? hell yeah count me IN for being internet ghost pals!!

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half-cooked-noodle · 3 years

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Normal person: I made tea! Me: You burnt a leaf so bad it’s blood flavored your water. You’re now a vegan vampire.

ah yes, i love drinking the blood of mother nature. im dEFINITELY NOT A VEGAN VAMPIRE THO. no thank you satan :)

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half-cooked-noodle · 3 years

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SNOW LUMP SNOW LUMP SNOW LUMP SNOW LUMP SNOW LUMP SNOW LUMP SNOW LUMP

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half-cooked-noodle · 3 years

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A small snippet from a (very lengthy and emotional) message to the love of my life:

"You completely turned my life upside down, but in the best way possible. Darling, you are my lucky charm and my safe haven now. After all the pain I went through, after all those years of being told that nobody wanted me and that I was worthless or unattractive, you found me. It took some time, but you started to help me see that maybe I wasn't worthless or broken after all. Damaged and hurting, yes, but able to be mended and healed. You made me see that I could be myself without fear of disappointing anyone, and that I was at least somewhat enjoyable to spend time with. You see kindness, and talent, and worth, and beauty in me, even when I drive you insane or can't see it myself. You taught me that love is forgiving and determined to improve. You taught me that love is full of acceptance and comfort, that it's okay to hurt sometimes, and its okay to ask for help and rely on someone when you need it. Yes, we fight sometimes, and yes, we've almost broken up a couple times, but like you said: we make it through and work shit out because of the feelings and affection we have for each other that is strong enough to overcome whatever is thrown our way.

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half-cooked-noodle · 3 years

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big bet. biG BET BITCH

REBLOG THIS POST IF IT IS OK FOR ME TO COME TO YOUR BLOG AND CAUSE CHAOS.

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half-cooked-noodle · 4 years

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who needs organs? and what is "joy"?

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half-cooked-noodle · 4 years

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i also have severe cramping- not quite as bad as the op but bad enough that i feel sick and cant move most of the time. its super important for men and boys to be educated on this bc of how painful and annoying periods are. im so glad my boyfriend is educated on it and unashamed to talk about it and hear me complain about it.

Teach boys about periods

My mother also talked about periods to my brothers.

When I first got mine I had terrible cramps. Crippling cramps. I once was camping with my family and a few of my big brother’s friends when my period came. My cramps were so bad that my mom gave me a full pain killer ( I was 13 and before that she only gave me pills cut in half).

I literally laid down on my parents’ air mattress and cried in pain for an hour before the pill kicked in.

My brothers friend came in to the big tent and I was just curled up and sobbing. Now, I was quite the tomboy and was known to rough house with my brothers and their friends and made sure I wasnt seen as just “a little girl.” So my brother’s friend was confused to see me openly weeping in the fetal position (seriously, these were the worst cramps I have had in my life. My vision went white). He asked what was wrong with me.

My big brother stood up immediately and suggested a nice long hike. During this hike I am sure he had a pretty awkward conversation with his friend explaining menstrual cramps, because when they got back the pain pill had (mostly) kicked in and I was sitting up at a table when my brother’s friend sheepishly asked me if I was feeling better. I said I was better, and he said good.

When we made s'mores that night my brother and his friend kept me well supplied with chocolate.

Making sure sons know as much about periods and menstruation as daughters makes them better brothers, better sons better fathers, and better men. A man that understands a period will not lightly accuse a woman of “being on her period” if the woman is in an argument.

Raise better sons Teach them about normal bodily functions.

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half-cooked-noodle · 4 years

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please please keep this in mind in case you come across a similar situation

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

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half-cooked-noodle · 4 years

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little.. his little nose.. 🥺❤️ he is.. so cute.. i want one omg he's absolutely adorable thank you for blessing my feed with this angel

Haven’t had the boys out for pics in a bit so here’s Howlite!

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half-cooked-noodle · 4 years

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Insomnia

by Universal Rivers

sleep

the ever elusive thing

i weep

'til my weary eyes sting

i take

a leap into the darkness

awake

i lie in wait of that bliss

unknown

to me as an insomniac

alone

in a silent panic attack

and yet

eventually it finds me

i let

unconsciousness quietly

seep

into my aching bones

and sleep

at last to me is known

#poem #writing #mentally tired #insominac #sleep deprivation #exhausted #lyrical #weird funny #deep thoughts

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half-cooked-noodle · 4 years

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mine is "Worship your Pain and the Infinite Sadness" lmao sounds accurate enough maybe ill get it on a hoodie sometime :)

Believe in satan and fuck off

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half-cooked-noodle · 4 years

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im a minor and my parents use that alongside "my house my rules" and other excuses to constantly invade my space and privacy and invalidate my feelings and opinions. its so fun lmao 😌✨💀

Please reblog this if you believe that people under the age of 18 still need to have privacy and being a minor does not invalidate their feelings/need to have a safe space.

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half-cooked-noodle · 4 years

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have more Darby 😌✨

#great white shark #weird funny #random #doodle #art #funny #long legs #froglegs #sharks #drawing

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half-cooked-noodle · 4 years

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Why Love?

by Universal Rivers

why do people fall in love?

does their falling not hurt them?

do they fall from somewhere up above

like a leaf off a wilting stem?

what is it that is so appealing?

why are the feelings so strong?

why does it sometimes send me reeling?

does that mean what i feel is wrong?

love is not what scares me

its the falling that i fear

into a pit i cannot see

and words i'll never hear

when my love is not around

it makes me feel so empty

the affection i have found

is love that they have lent me

i am as confused as ever

when someone mentions love

because everyone's loving differs

like every unique dove

why don't people fall in love?

do they fear the pain?

but love is like a wooly glove

its warm in snow or rain

even if you have been broken

like me- im not the same

your love can still be reawoken

when a special person calls your name.

#poem #love poem #love #writing #poetry #confused #deep thoughts

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half-cooked-noodle · 4 years

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Fool

by Universal Rivers

surrounded by faces

no friends to be found

i trip on shoelaces

that drag on the ground

strangers may ask if i am alright

i smile although they gave me a fright

i am not social

though i try to be

so i put on a mask

over things they can't see

i am but a gremlin

a goblin

a ghoul

but most of the time

i am but a fool

#poetry #poem #sad poem #edgy theme #all alone #writing #creative #art #i am a fool

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