adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy

When I check what I’ve accomplished with my life

Girl buried with a crown of ceramic flowers. Patras, 300-400 B.C. 

Can be seen at the Museum of Patras (Greece)

this guy suuuucksss he can't catch anythingggg

@sprimkle-kloud

Hearing them get so excited over the whale fall is so fun I love hearing people who are passionate about their work

put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

I just received a large brass coin with an emblem of a cartoon rat on it in the mail. It was literally the only thing in the envelope – there wasn't even an explanatory card. I presume this is a reward from one of the several dozen crowdfunded tabletop RPGs I've backed over the course of the past decade, but I genuinely have no recollection which – if any – of them it might be, so it's honestly all a bit sinister.

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

Honestly with how stupid and sanitized the internet is getting some company should just make like. A nsfw exclusive twitter clone. Retweets could be called refucks

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

aleksandra czudzak

Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.