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oh gods it was parents evening again tonight..
other parents: how did you do that?
Me:do what?
Other parents: your teenager is eating a salad..
Me:i never forced him eat, now he will pretty much eat anything…except chicken casserole which we both agree is gross
Other parents:we don’t get it.
Me: our only rules are bed at eleven on a school night and don’t hack any important government agencies.
Other parents: you don’t restrict screen time?
Me: you know 95% of kids will self regulate, given the chance?
Other parents: thats not true
Me: have you tried it?
other parents:…but, now he’s reading 1984
Me: he has had a university reading level since he was 12, what am i going to do censor his reading material?
other Parents: what if he reads something you don’t approve of..
Me: i fail to see your reasoning…
Me: you know he cooks too..it’s our mother/son time, we talk about his friends…
other Parents: he talks??
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Vanya: *to leonard* no one has ever believed in me like this before
Me: *yelling at my TV screen* DOES GRACE'S LOVE AND SUPPORT MEAN NOTHING TO YOU
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I can relate to this!
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does anyone else get insanely romantically frustrated, like i know sexual frustration is a thing but sometimes i get super intense cravings for soft kisses or make out sessions or cuddling naps or things like that and it’s way more frustrating to me than sexual cravings
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The first “I’m gay” you say is usually tearful and scared and preceding probable disaster. Almost shameful.
I think it’s a power move that the hundredth time you say it is usually loud, obnoxious, nonsensical or in the face of some lame hetero who “doesnt get” gay pride.
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virginity is a construct created by people: it doesn’t actually exist. another person is not powerful enough to change you. don’t let it be something that weighs you down
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It was because one of his friends got elected for one of the best corn farmers in Michigan and they said that he was finally important
My dad has a group chat with all his farmer friends and they’re blowing up his phone rn. He keeps laughing and sharing their conversations with me about corn and political scandals.
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I liked this post just to see the little heart pop out
the only good thing tumblr has ever done was make it so the little heart pops out when you like someone’s post
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im a simple gal. people raise their voices at me, i cry for an hour
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My dad has a group chat with all his farmer friends and they're blowing up his phone rn. He keeps laughing and sharing their conversations with me about corn and political scandals.
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