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this   blog   has   been   archived   +   moved.

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yeah   <3

#𝙾𝙻𝙸𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚆𝚁𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃.          +      performing   live.        ─        𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜   𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚜.     writing   partners   can   rb.

I went to this other therapist and like did this like behavioural therapy shit and they were like “oh yeah, there’s something like off with your brain,” and I was like “oh!” and then I just rolled a joint. I was back immediately. 

more texts for you bitches

ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE

LOVING TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??

ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day

SEXY TEXTS, BITCH

[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love

DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH

[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

The most beautiful thing you see today

That pentagram burns🔥

The feminine urge to argue w a man for fun

☾      @frxncaise       :          𝚘𝚔𝚊𝚢 ,   𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚝   𝚒𝚝   𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑   𝚝𝚑𝚎   𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚜.   𝚒   𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔   𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝'𝚜   𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 ,   𝚑𝚖𝚖  ?   𝚒'𝚕𝚕   𝚌𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛   𝚝𝚑𝚎   𝚝𝚊𝚋 ,   𝚋𝚞𝚝   𝚏𝚘𝚛   𝚗𝚘𝚠 ,   𝚕𝚎𝚝'𝚜   𝚐𝚎𝚝   𝚢𝚘𝚞   𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎   .  .  .

❛       OH ,      C’MON   !       ❜           something   of   a   whine   was   followed   by   a   laugh ,      perhaps   one   considered   obnoxious   to   the   more   sober   ear      -      before   the   glass   bottle   half   full   was   raised   to   still   smiling   lips.        A   CHALLENGING   GLINT   IN   CHOCOLATE   HUES   THAT   STARED   INTO   HERS ,      as   if   childishly   expecting   her   to   snatch   beer   from   his   leather   gloved   hand.          well ,      regardless   if   she   considered   it   or   not ,      it   was   quickly   lifted   in   order   to   chug   what   room   temperature   gold   was   still   left.        AFTER   ALL ,      HE   COULDN’T   WASTE   IT  !         it   was   as   the   liquid   coated   throat   that   he   decided ,      maybe   she   was   right      .  .  .  .          ❛       fine   -       ❜           a   gulp   as   bottle   was   placed   down   with   less   than   care.          ❛       I’M   DRIVING   THOUGH ,      RIGHT  ?       ❜

☾      @icameasiam​​       :         𝚕𝚎𝚝’𝚜   𝚐𝚎𝚝   𝚍𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚔   𝚊𝚗𝚍   𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕   𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑   𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛   𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐   𝚠𝚎’𝚛𝚎   𝚊𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚍   𝚝𝚘   𝚜𝚊𝚢   𝚜𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛.

quick   curl   'pon   corners   of   lips ;      a   smile   so   swift ,      if   you   happened   to   blink ,      it’d   be   gone      -      and   just   like   that ,      it   was.        QUIET   BOY   WITH   DARK   STRINGS   OF   HAIR   TO   BURY   THOSE   TACTFUL   EYES.          they’d   say   he’s   too   sweet   for   rock   ‘n   roll      -      heavy   metal      -      whatever   the   youth   these   days   called   it.        but   you’d   never   know   it   by   looking   at   him.        by   glancing   through   his   collection   of   tapes ,        BY   SEEING   HIM   ON   THAT   STAGE.          surely ,      the   mothers   clutching   their   crosses   would   say ,      those   kids   are   under   the   devil’s   wing.          and   what’s   more   metal   than   needing   to   be   under   the   influence   to   spew   how   you   really   feel  ?        LIQUID   COURAGE      -      the   epitome   of   young   adulthood ,      though   he’d   barely   consider   himself   an   adult   yet ;      just   one   shy   year   of   even   being   able   to   buy   said   alcohol.          ❛       WELL ,      THAT   DEPENDS      .  .  .  .      what   are   we   drinking  ?       ❜

#𝙴𝙻𝙸𝙼𝙸𝙻𝙻𝚂.          ─          𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜   𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚜.     writing   partners   can   rb.

Pete Davidson is…

THE KING OF STATEN ISLAND (2020) dir Judd Apatow

anyone who says matching couple outfits are lame/cringy/stupid is not only wrong but also bitter as fuck. hold someones hand and wear matching t-shirts and maybe you’ll have some serotonin bitch. 

'𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶𝚂 𝙳𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚆𝙷𝙸𝙻𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙽𝙶' 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙼𝙿𝚃𝚂.

as promised! i might make an updated list, but these will keep us shippy fools going for a while! in the meantime, if you think of other ideas to add to the list, don't hesitate to let me know!

[ HAIR ] : as they kiss the receiver, sender tangles their fingers into receiver's hair.

[ WAIST ] : sender catches receiver around the waist right before they kiss them.

[ GRAB ] : impulsively, sender quickly crosses the room to where the receiver is standing, grabs them, and pulls them into a passionate kiss.

[ BRUSH ] : just before kissing them, sender tenderly reaches up and brushes a strand of hair away from receiver's face.

[ CUP ] : gently cupping the receiver's face in their hands, sender guides them into a tender kiss.

[ ARMS ] : sender holds receiver in their arms while they kiss them.

[ THUMB ] : sender gently runs their thumb across receiver's lips before leaning in to kiss them.

[ PULL ] : sender pulls the receiver close against them as they kiss them.

[ PIN ] : sender pins receiver against a wall and begins to kiss them.

[ STRADDLE ] : sender straddles receiver while in the process of kissing them.

[ TUG ] : sender hooks their fingers in receiver's belt loops, and tugs them in for a kiss.

[ GAZE ] : right before the kissing begins, sender gazes at receiver's lips, then back up at their eyes, waiting for them to make a move or give confirmation.

[ NECK ] : sender brings a hand up and rests it on the back of the receiver's neck, pulling them in for a kiss.

[ LAUGH ] : sender can't help laughing in the middle of the kiss.

[ POP ] : a la "the princess diaries", sender is so absorbed in the kiss, that their foot involuntarily lifts off the ground.

[ BREATHE ] : sender has to force themselves to stop kissing the receiver to take a break to breathe.

[ LIPSTICK ] : after the kiss ends, sender pulls away to reveal that the sender/receiver/both have lipstick marks on their face afterwards.

[ FOREHEAD ] : following the kiss, sender gently rests their forehead against the receiver's. basically a forehead touch but like. post kiss.

[ ANOTHER ] : following the first kiss, sender places another brief one on the receiver's mouth.

[ LEAVE ] : having just given the receiver a kiss of a lifetime, sender leaves the room, leaving the receiver to wrap their head around what just happened.

Nicola Peltz as Amber in Backroads.