iVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCMENT ! SHADOW THE HEDGHOG IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER ! HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE ! THATS RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS HEDGHOG QUILLY FUCKING DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. SO IM MAKING A CALL OUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM, SHADOW THE HEDGHOG, YOUVE GOT A SMALL DICK, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT, HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. ( PPOJJSJKSKJJLLLLLK.) THATS RIGHT BABEY. TALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH, THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. EXCEPT THIS TIME IM NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH. IM GONNA GO HIGHER. IM PISSING ON THE MOOOOON ( TSSSHHHH). HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA. I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT.
YOU HAVE 24 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRROPPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH,NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT, UNTIL I PISS ON YOU TOO.
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Dear L, I hate you, and I don't ever want to hear from you again
Dear L, I miss you
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You said you couldn't talk, I said ok. You left me on opened for what felt like forever. And it ended in us talking once a week, usually about the weather or something like that. And now we don't talk at all.
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If it weren't for you, my partner, my boyfriend, I don't know where I would be
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I was always there for you. I always made time for you. Whenever you needed someone to talk to I was there with open arms. I told you I loved you and I feel embarrassed now, knowing that I loved you so much when the feelings were going to inevitably fade on your end and I would be left stranded and confused and hurt and lost. Why didn't you say anything to me ? I know we weren't dating. It wasnt like that. But in a sense I wanted it to be. I swear we had something. Maybe I was just seeing stars.
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Ain't waisting my emotions on you no more
#im done#u left my life and u can stay out of it idfc#slay give me literally nothing ! cut me off completely and don't say anything ! leave me to die !!!!#u may as fucking well
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Ladies, ladies, not all at once [blocking pornbots left and right]
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sick of “scottish independence” this and “irish reunification” that
theres 3 of us and 1 of england
i say we just kick the english out the uk
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Literally still getting followed by porn bots bruh
Porn bots stop following me challenge
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its me scotland im the ireland speaking to you inside your brain listen to me scotland leave the uk we don’t need it—
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GOD LETS ME LIVE ANOTHER DAY !
#went to the dr she said my mole is completely fine and it's definitely not a melanoma !!!!#FUCK YEA THATS A W FOR ME
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Welp. Today's rhe day.
#i am not doing very well lmao#i have a doctors appt on that mole and i am shooting up in levels of anxiety at a hysterical rate#and first i have school which uh 😩🔫#oh god oh god oh god !!!
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