someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body
me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot
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me: i dont deserve this I’m a good person
god:
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Where'd you come up with your url?
there were seven eggs left
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You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions
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When you get a new laptop do you get a new FBI agent assigned to you? Or is it the same person who’s watched you since you’ve played club penguin when you were ten
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when someone tells u that u shouldnt eat so much pasta
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i need to do a face mask but for my soul
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