i saw your art on twitter, it's very good but the fact you have minors following you while you draw literal witches ("creatures" practicing m*gic) is REALLY iffy

it's over. 17th century puritan philip wittebane has found my tumblr at last. sorry i failed you general

guillermo del toro’s pinocchio is a beautiful film but my god no one has adapted that story like neverafter. you can never look at it the same way again after listening to lou wilson, a black man, explaining that he chose to play as pinocchio because it’s a story about a little boy who isn’t allowed to make mistakes. that in pinocchio's story, he is fundamentally barred from childhood at once upon a time. he must earn something that everyone else is granted from birth. the other boys get to tell lies and play and get into trouble, but when pinocchio does the same thing there are grave and violent consequences. his pinocchio is trying to understand why the world is so unfair, why the rules are so different for him, why everyone else gets to be a real boy.

and I think about it every day.

tf is he pouting like this for…………… grown ass man. over two centuries old

i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

character in indie wholesome cozycore ghibli inspired life sim game inspired by stardew valley: i’ve been learning a lot about this seizing the means of production stuff lately, but reading all these books is so haaard when i have to do all this adulting! not to mention petting all these sweet doggos! plus my ex keeps texting me, i just got out of a crazy abusive relationship. whoa sorry am i crossing your boundaries right now? i’ll be sure to hold space for you in the future! i think we both learnt a lot about respect in this conversation

character in stardew valley: hey what’s up man

i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea

This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like

we’ve run out of posts

Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

Eeveelutions 2.0!

I like imagining Mr. Mime out in the wild because there is no way to do it that isn't inherently funny. Like imagine that you're just a fire breathing giant dog minding your own business and then suddenly a wild mime pops up and starts harassing you with charades

Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.

Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’

To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’

The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’

We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.

I was talking about my type in men and my 65 year old coworker said 'oh you like you some little princess boys'

I'm never going to come back from that

video game characters do not need to be grunting & groaning like that. Have some decorum