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guyfawkesreborn · 13 days

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Becs is dropping off Ada with a sitter now. I’m getting the travel documents ready.

I’m quite sick of these once in a lifetime events happening in my lifetime. Leave some for the next generation.

Sigh .....

@snowmasscourier @guyfawkesreborn so are we planning a trip to Norway or...

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guyfawkesreborn · 17 days

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Okay, who was following us at the park??

HAII I saw your requests were open!!! Could you draw Rebecca and Shaun on a date somewhere? They need some relaxation away from all the shit they have to deal with lol

(Love your art and your style so much its giving me literal brainrot <33)

Their coffee date went a little awry but they still had fun ☕

And thank you so much!! Glad to spread the brainrot >:)))

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guyfawkesreborn · 18 days

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I believe I’ve had my fill of life-threatening injuries and emergency surgeries for one lifetime, thank you very much.

Shaun and I are on our way back to pick up Lovey! We’re bumped and bruised but no emergency surgery this time around! Is Shaun complaining? Yes, but when isn’t he?

Thank you so much for keeping an eye on her—I owe you one.

- Becs

Pleasure was all mine lol and I'm sure an emergency surgery can be arranged if you REALLY want one lmao

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guyfawkesreborn · 2 months

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Becs actually made the coffee. You threw away perfectly good coffee for nothing.

Abstergo!

Do you feel like you have no rights in your workplace?

Are you working insane hours for peanuts while the heads get giant bonuses for launching another poorly thought out product?

Do you want transparency in the workplace, whether it’s fair pay or why you haven’t seen that guy in accounting since he started asking too many question?

Well, today is your lucky day! All of the higher ups are mysteriously gone due to some super secret meeting, and Clay and Aliyah in HR are able to talk to you about unionizing!

And today only, we have amazing perks for coming in to talk to us! We’ve tied up Idiot Intern Jaxon in the supply closet for you to mildly torture! A friend made “special” brownies! The new hire for the guy who went missing in accounting brought coffee…oh no, it’s in the trash. Sorry new accounting guy who looks absolutely nothing like the old mean barista from the lobby coffee stall—can you get us some Starbucks instead?

And remember, Unionize Abstergo!!!

- Clay and Aliyah

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guyfawkesreborn · 2 months

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Yeah….we just figured that out now. No matter what Rebecca tells you, I did NOT scream like a little girl.

St. Patrick’s Day update—

Shaun has received several “care packages” of potatoes and rubber snakes from what I assume are the usual suspects.

Also, Clay called from a bar and yelled “Fuck the British.” I responded “Already done that, and it’s better than you think.”

-attaches a photo of Lovey dressed in a leprechaun onesie-

Lovey has been very cute, and has not been rudely awoken from a nap, so no one is at risk of being stabbed today.

(Also, there’s a chance we might be coming back to your area sooner than expected… 😉 Depends on how fast Clay and Aliyah can sneak some paperwork in.)

- Becs ☘️

so cute! can't wait to see you again!

glad you got our care packages. hope you like fries.

btw i should let you know that not all of those snake were rubber (but none were venomous!)

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guyfawkesreborn · 2 months

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Well, I hope you don’t stab me right now, since I’m holding the baby!

….Lovey, those are my glasses, not a toy. Leave those on my head, please.

@guyfawkesreborn 😘

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guyfawkesreborn · 2 months

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Every once in a while, I do love this website.

sorry i cant hang out tomorrow im celebrating the death of a 2123 year old roman politician with a bunch of psychos on tumblr. yeah its gonna be all day

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guyfawkesreborn · 4 months

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We should have let the world burn in a solar flare.

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guyfawkesreborn · 5 months

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She’s American, that’s why.

And I will now be dropping the subject as I like sleeping in a bed as opposed to the couch, thank you very much.

Maybe the assassins would beat the templars for once if they stopped serving the light and started serving cunt.

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guyfawkesreborn · 5 months

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You’re the one who can’t say the word.

Maybe the assassins would beat the templars for once if they stopped serving the light and started serving cunt.

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guyfawkesreborn · 6 months

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I’m pretty sure you can’t lose your mind again if you never got it back to begin with. Just saying.

Tbh, I didn't expect to be working this late. Alex went home so it's just me.

We heard about the, uh, problem that is happening recently and are working to fix it. I think I almost have it as well.

~Rupert

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guyfawkesreborn · 6 months

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You’re fine, really. Time is a construct, especially when you have a two month old.

And thank you.

Thanks to everyone who reached out for my birthday the other day--I really appreciate it. And no, I will not be revealing how old I am. And I made Rebecca swear not to do the same.

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guyfawkesreborn · 6 months

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Thanks to everyone who reached out for my birthday the other day--I really appreciate it. And no, I will not be revealing how old I am. And I made Rebecca swear not to do the same.

#in canon Shaun is now 38 #but this blog has a very loose relationship with the canon timeline #also the author is currently sick with covid and forgot to make a more timely post #my bad #feel free to interact #roleplay account #unlikely assassin #assassins creed #adventures of the murder family

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guyfawkesreborn · 7 months

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Unfortunately, Becs caught the grunge that Ada and I are recovering from. If you don’t mind, I’ll let her know about this when she’s feeling a bit better.

(I just realized I haven’t heard that song in a while, not since….n-never mind! Please forget the past ten second like it never happened!)

I do know Desmond should be on his way back to collect his abnormally tall child. We recently received a care package with cold medicine, extra strong coffee, and a teddy bear made to look like Ezio for Ada, so I assume he’s no longer in a communications blackout. If I hear anything, I’ll let you know.