Favorite line from American Gods, episode 2.
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in line at Walmart I watched a child eat these people like in the wild
I’m waiting in line at Walmart and I watched a child pick a penny up off the floor and eat it these people are savages I feel like I’m in the wild
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She wasn’t with him shooting in the gym
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Wear condoms
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Pretty much me when people say shit like “I wish I could live in [time period].”
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21/25
California
28 years old
Hey all my homies let’s do a little experiment, take this test and reblog with your score, age, and state/country in the tags. A passing score is 60% or 15/25 correct so let’s see who really has what it takes to be a citizen of the United States!
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rita tried to warn us
That moment when the evil witch who has been sealed away for 170 million years, speaks the truth ….
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A small Shakespeare-esque alter for our local judge.
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Saheeli Rai is our newest Planeswalker! Her name is pronounced Sah-hee-lee Ry.
From Wizard’s Twitter! I’m loving the diversity of the planeswalking cast. +1000 respect Wotc!
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“My boyfriend and I collect playmats…” [x]
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