Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro

Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

this the shit that making the tentacles appear

YOU guys might think sex is only for when you're horny. maybe i want to have sex with him because i love his body and trust him enough to see me naked. maybe i want to have sex with him to show him how much i love and appreciate him. maybe i want to have sex with him because of how much i crave intimacy with him; i want to be as close to him as i can be. have you ever thought about THAT

You stupid holy boy come worship at this new altar whose only spilt blood is that which tells you I may bear life

I like my men bigger than me but rendered powerless at the mere sight of me.

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pussy throbbing just thinking about him

possessive, romantic sex is so hot. having someone who wants no one but you. i wanna be scratching his back with my fingernails as he marks my neck, leaving hickeys all over my skin. wanna hear him whispering “you are mine” against my lips every time he kisses me and ill gladly do the same to him. need him to be mine so bad. drives me absolutely crazy to think about him telling me i belong to him and how much he loves me while he fucks me mercilessly ♡

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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Love it when a friend makes a character we both want to fuck like crazy.

Love it when a friend makes a character we both want to fuck like crazy.

if i was in a horror situation and was getting chased by a monster i would simply stop running and start suckign off the monster like whats it gonna do, kill me? rip my head off? yeah right i got that thang buried to the hilt in my throat im lickin da balls and shit im taking that knot deep as it gets real monster fucker hours im slurpin and gulpin and doing crazy shit to the head with my tongue good luck killing me you stupid fuckhead monster when i start milking your cock giving you dome stupid style doing the kind of shit that makes your brain explode while you cum buckets and buckets like a fuckign fire hydrant. or something

I think I understand Ariana Grande.