Never understood the collective vehement resentment of small talk lol i hate the painful grind of small talk as much as the next person but i think id rather shrivel up and die than be denied nuggets of joy found in standing in an elevator and having a middle aged woman compliment my nails or bonding fleetingly with a cafegoer over the city's temperamental weather it's so integral to nurturing & cultivating the soul i think

Yes I agree that dev Patel is really hot but also he looks has very common south Asian features i just think non brown people underestimate how attractive a lot of brown guys actually are

Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

I’m under so much stress I can’t switch off ever even when I come home

cemeteries aren’t creepy they’re actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

I love colour co-ordinating with my uniform 🌿🌴🍃🍏

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

Okay but wait I really like The Prophecy that’s folklore grade work

Tortured poets is such a boring album

meanest person you've ever met: i'm so sick of being nice

the problem with imgonnagetyouback is it IS a really fun cute song but no one in the world will ever listen to it without thinking about how olivia rodrigo released a significantly better song with the exact same premise seven months earlier

The West has deemed the lives in Iraq and Syria as small print

Okay so I’ve talking to a guy on a dating app and he said he has a strict policy with accents. Like he matches and messages with women from my city and then gets annoyed when he speaks to them on the phone and they have the regional accent like?? I personally don’t have this accent because I lost it after I moved out for university so I’m not taking it personally or anything but him saying this made me feel weird like it’s such an odd thing to say?? It turned out to be a dealbreaker and I’m not sure if I should let it slide or unmatch him..

Tortured poets is such a boring album

An Iraqi shepherd tends his flock of sheep in the Kurdish town of Aqrah on March 21, 2016. (Safin Hamed/AFP/Getty Images)

Have watched this so many times I’m obsessedt