Son of a Bitch Tee by LowLevel

she’s in her early 20s ⁉️ she should be in her room jerking off face down on her bed

Daily affirmations: I’m a sick bitch and I like freak sex

god knew not to give me a dick because I would be getting hard every time I eat a cream cheese bagel

Hi Sharks, I'm asking for $250,000 for drugs and alcohol.

God didn’t give me a dick cuz I’d get hard from a timelapse of a flower blooming and everyone would make fun of me

If I was Jesus I would’ve simply said no dad this is your dream

strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭

theres a body part called "the pussy" that you can reach if you are noble spirited and pure of hheart. i heard about it from the high elves

Sorbet (1x07) - Franklyn obsessed with Hannibal

Kaiseki (2x01) - Hannibal obsessed with Will

I don't want anyone to take this the wrong way but Europe is kinda like a miniature America. All the landscapes and trees and stuff are SMALL, they're little versions of the stuff we got going on over here. Even your big things, like the alps, are so cute. You could put a fun roller coaster up there and make it a little ride for the kids.