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this is honestly how I’m able to speak in the courtroom
Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact
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Fanfic writers are like crows. If you give them treats (comments) they will bring you shiny things (fanfic)
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I’m going to change my theme, will I regret it? Possibly
Will people not recognize my account anymore? Also possibly
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I’ve been away for a few days, so would any of you kind souls like to fill me in the latest most filthiest Reid or Peralta smut that has been posted?
Also, any type of content that I should be aware of, I’m talking pictures, videos, TikTok’s, AI audios… anything, and everything will be accounted for - keep me posted
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DARLING GUESS WHOS BACK FROM vacation JAIL
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Feliz dia 25 de abril e lembrem-se:
Fascista bom é fascista morto
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I know most of my followers won’t understand this but I would just like to say
Que este 25 de Abril seja celebrado com alegria e gratidão, pois marca 50 anos do dia mais importante da história de Portugal. Viva à Liberdade, viva ao 25 de Abril!
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This is so cute thank you for the tag babes @hotchfiles @mandarinmoons💕
So.... five things i like about myself....
This is very specific, but what I love most about myself is how much thought and creativity I pour into things, especially when it comes to surprising people.
My eyes
My lashes
How extrovert i am
Hiii! Once you get this, you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly. Then you have to send this to ten of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool !
<3
Hii, and oh dear jksjs. Let's see:
1. My eyes
2. Lips
3. Creativity
4. My voice
5. My adaptability to environments despite my introversion ~
Imma tag some of em since some don't have the asks enabled :') but I appreciate em soo much even though we don't talk that often ❤️
@kate-ohara @del-ightfulling @smokeywhalee @ladymoztaza @spider-mar2004 @enananawoah @ednaaa-04 @sarapaprikas-blog @allysunny @pinkiemme @loonalockley
(If you're not in this list, it's not cause I don't appreciate you ok? I just suck at remembering usernames 😭 But I love my moots all the same 🥹)
(it's cause of you I keep this lil wee blog alive 🥹❤️)
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Can you please just spare a comment on my fics? please I'm really hungry 😔
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Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💗
Omg thank youuu Lari x
Spencer has trouble confessing his feelings for you
Giving Spencer a head massage
Spencer gets his hair cut
Helping Spencer with his hair
You and Spencer are a new couple
xxx
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I really hope you liked it 💕
ok so i’ve been thinking what about jake peralta with bimbo!reader that does not work with him so the team doesn’t know that that is his girlfriend so when she comes to visit him they are confused as to who she is looking for
this would be amazing if you did it and thank you for your time love your writing girl 🩷🎀
Is this so hard to believe?
Pairing: Jake Peralta x BimboFemale!Reader
Word Count: ~ 1.4K
A/N: English is not my first language - My requests are open!
"Can you hold it, please?" Her sweet voice pierced through the precinct lobby, each click of her heels resonating sharply against the floor. Rosa's hand instinctively reached out to halt the elevator doors, her brows knitting together in profound confusion as the woman who called for the hold emerged before her.
"Thank you so much," she purred, gracefully gliding into the elevator. The visitor pass dangled around her neck, a stark contrast against her pompous attire.
Rosa stepped aside, allowing her entry, and as she crossed the threshold, a heady wave of floral perfume enveloped the confined space. The dress she wore clung to her curves like a second skin, and the lace detailing added an air of delicate femininity. Rosa couldn't help but wince as her gaze trailed down to the woman's footwear—a pair of pink stilettos that defied reason with their towering height.
"You must be Rosa," she cooed, extending her hand in a gesture of greeting.
Rosa met her gaze, momentarily taken aback by the sincerity in those glossy lips, now curved into a dazzling smile.
"Yeah... Rosa Diaz," she replied, her voice carrying a hint of skepticism as she clasped the girl's delicate hand. It felt as though she was holding something fragile, something crafted from porcelain rather than flesh and bone. Her nails, impeccably manicured, added to the illusion of perfection. "I'm sorry, do we know each other?" Rosa asked.
"Oh, no, not officially at least," the woman replied with a melodious laugh, "But you work with my boyfriend, and he talks about you all the time. My name is Y/n."
Rosa's confusion deepened at the mention of a boyfriend. Not that she made a habit of keeping track of all her colleagues' significant others, but she couldn't shake the feeling of incredulity that someone on her floor was dating this woman, especially someone close enough to discuss Rosa with their partner. "I'm sorry, what? What boyfriend?"
Y/n's laughter tinkled through the air like wind chimes on a breezy day. "My boyfriend," she repeated, as if Rosa hadn't heard her the first time. "I was just shopping down the block, and I decided to come here and visit him and meet his detective friends."
Rosa's mind raced as she tried to piece together the puzzle. Detective friends? That meant it had to be someone on the team. Jeffords was married, so he was out of the picture. She swiftly ruled out Hitchcock and Scully as the potential boyfriend, despite their divorced status; there was no conceivable way it was one of them. Boyle, well, he was more than happily involved with Vivian.
Her eyes widen as she realizes, "You are dating Peralta?!" Rosa exclaimed in disbelief.
"Ding," Y/n laughed, mimicking the sound of the elevator as it arrived at their floor, affirmatively answering Rosa's question. "Although…. I prefer to call him Jakey," she added with a playful gleam in her eye, her excitement palpable as she eagerly made her way out of the elevator and into the bustling bullpen.
"Hi everyone!" she exclaimed in a loud and cheerful voice, causing heads to turn in her direction.
Already headed in their direction Terry stopped in his tracks at the sight. "What the..." His words trailed off as he took in this random woman's appearance, her bright smile and infectious energy catching him off guard.
"I'm sorry, miss. Are you lost?" He asked, his confusion evident as he glanced at Rosa, who appeared behind Y/n with a massive, amused smile adorning her face.
"Oh my god, HI!" Y/n said, extending her hand to greet him. "You must be the big, badass Sergeant Jeffords."
Terry extended his hand, still searching for the right words.
Before he could respond, Rosa stepped forward "Sergeant Jeffords, meet Y/n, Jake's girlfriend,".
"Jake Moore? The evidence technician?" Terry's confusion deepened.
Rosa couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of the situation.
"No, silly, Jake Peralta, the detective," Y/n clarified with a playful smirk, lightly smacking Terry's arm. "Wow, Jakey did say you're really strong."
Terry blinked in astonishment, finally connecting the dots. "What? Really?" he asked in disbelief, his voice tinged with incredulity.
Suddenly, a man approached them, his smile beaming as he extended his hand to greet Y/n. "It's so great to finally meet you. My name is Boyle, and..."
"You're Jake's best friend," Y/n interjected, a knowing gleam in her eye as she shook his hand, cutting him off before he could finish his introduction.
Boyle's expression lit up with surprise and delight at being recognized. "Yes, that's me!" he exclaimed, unable to contain his excitement.. "Wow, Jake never mentioned you were coming by today. This is such a pleasant surprise!"
"Did you know that Jake had a girlfriend?" Jeffrey asked Boyle, his tone filled with genuine curiosity as he glanced between Boyle and Y/n.
Boyle's eyes widened in surprise at the question. "Yeah, he's always talking about her," he confirmed, his tone tinged with disbelief. "Even this morning, he mentioned they went on a date yesterday. Do you guys not listen to a single word he says?" Boyle shook his head in indignation, clearly baffled by the apparent lack of attention his colleagues had paid to Jake's conversations about his girlfriend.
"Wait, you're Y/L/N? The model?" Santiago's voice interrupted from behind Boyle as she joined the conversation, her eyes widening in recognition as she addressed Y/n.
Terry and Rosa exchanged incredulous glances as Santiago's words sank in. They had all heard Jake mention dating a model at some point, but every time he attempted to introduce her to the team, she was mysteriously unavailable. As a result, they had developed a theory that Jake didn't actually have a girlfriend and that it was just another one of his elaborate jokes.
"Hi there! You're Santiago, right?" Y/n offered her hand with a big smile. "Yes, my name is Y/n Y/L/N, but I wouldn't call myself a model."
"I'm sorry to be so direct, but is this a prank? Did Jake pay you to do this?" Amy asked, her tone cautious as she tried to broach the subject delicately, not wanting to sound disrespectful but finding it hard to believe that this woman standing before them was Jake's girlfriend.
"Amy!" Boyle exclaimed in disbelief at the accusation, he couldn't believe that anyone would think Jake's girlfriend was part of a prank.
Rosa, meanwhile, was holding her stomach as she laughed so hard at the entire situation. The absurdity of it all, combined with Amy's skepticism and Y/n's genuine confusion, was just too much for her to handle.
"I can assure you, this is not a prank," her voice tinged with amusement. "As much as I appreciate a good joke, Jake didn't put me up to this. I'm here because I came to visit Jakey and wanted to meet all of you."
"Well, Jake left to follow up on a lead, but knowing him, he'll probably be back before we know it. Do you want anything? Coffee, water?" Terry offered.
"Oh, no, thank you so much, but I'm fine, Sergeant," she replied politely, her tone soft and gracious.
As the conversation continued, the elevator doors suddenly opened, and Jake stepped out, his presence commanding attention as he entered the bullpen.
His eyes lit up with surprise and delight as he spotted Y/n standing among his colleagues.
"Hey, everyone!" Jake exclaimed, a wide grin spreading across his face as he made his way over to Y/n. "What's going on?". He squeezed Y/n's side gently before leaning in to greet her with a kiss, "I didn't expect to see you here sweetheart”
"I was just in the neighborhood and thought I'd drop by to say hi to you and meet your amazing team," Y/n replied. "I've heard so much about all of you, and I couldn't resist the opportunity to finally put faces to names."
"Well, guys," Jake said with a playful smirk, addressing his team with a twinkle in his eye, "now that you've met her, do you finally believe that my very real, definitely not imaginary, girlfriend exists?"
The team chuckled, nodding in agreement, and exchanged sheepish glances.
Santiago couldn't resist one last attempt at humor, her curiosity getting the better of her. "Are we sure Jake didn't pay her to be his girlfriend?".
"Dammit is this so hard to believe?" Jake asked as he wrapped an arm around Y/n's shoulders.
—xx—
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Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💗
Hi lovely I have answered this before but I will leave you with some honorable mentions that didn’t make the top five:
It’s mutual (18+) - Spencer Reid
Friendly Cupid (18+) - Spencer Reid
The Files from New Orleans pt.1 (18+) and The Files From New Orleans pt.2 (18+) - Spencer Reid
The Sign (18+) - Chip Taylor
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heyyyyyy I saw you've posted a couple chip fics- and I've been on a chip kick recently so I was wondering if you had any chip x male reader fic recs???
(also hello we should be mutuals cus i see your moots with my lovey moot @mandarinmoons <3)
Hey there, sweetheart! I truly love lending a hand, but I'm afraid I haven't come across content like that, so sorry :/
But if anyone out there has the scoop, please extend a hand to this beautiful soul !!!
And hey, let's definitely be mutuals! A friend of Ket is a friend of mine, no doubt about it 🤍
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All hail Liz, supplier of Jake smut! You have saved us from the drought, I can’t wait to see what you do next!
Yes babes I’m diving headfirst into the world of Jake Peralta! I’ll be serving up the filthiest, dirtiest, raunchiest smuts on this side of Tumblr (jk jk) but yes I’m here to save everyone from the drought!
Feel free to shoot me your requests. I might be a bit tied up until June, but I’ll still be cooking up some goodies now and then. So, don’t hesitate to drop your requests—I’m all ears and ready to roll!
#jake peralta#jake peralta smut#jake peralta x reader#jake peralta fluff#b99 smut#b99#brooklyn nine nine
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