guardianofmemes
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25/Male/American uh is there other things I should put? I'm friends with a few people, I like to draw. I like Wasteland 2. And Nuclear Throne. Team fortress 2. Goblins and goblin adjacent characters (short, green, face go >:3). I like when people reblog my art. I sleep a lot. So my blogging schedule is erratic at best.
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Cant believe I saw you eating ass at the wetlands, nasty bitch!
this sounds like something an elder scrolls npc would walk up to you and say unprompted before walking away
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one thing the Mandalorian has made clear
is that Yoda wasn’t on Dagobah for any mystical Force reasons, he was there because it was a literal smorgasbord for him. he was the apex predator in that bog, everything for miles around was probably TERRIFIED of him. every food chain ended in Yoda & his death came as a huge relief to the entire ecosystem.
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So the moon is wet
You know what this means?
He wasn't bluffing
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I dealt with my first “Karen” today! And oh boy, was it something.
So my job has random secret shoppers to make sure the cashiers are checking for ID for 21+ purchases. I recently passed one, but I started checking more frequently to calm my anxiety. So I kindly ask this lady for her ID so she can buy cigarettes.
She proceeds to just tell me her birthday. I explain that I can’t accept that, I’ll lose my job and I need a physical ID.
Proceeds to claim she’s here all the time and my coworkers let her do this. I work night shift 4-5 days a week and most of the time, I’m on register or back up. I never saw her up til today and my coworkers aren’t stupid enough to do this with non regulars.
She wants a manager. Manager’s in the bathroom. Without freaking out, I actually managed to tell her that the manager will be here soon and proceed checking out other customers. The lady even tried to get the guy behind her to buy her cigarettes (luckily, he said no).
She left in a huff before my manager could get back. I was on this HIGH for standing up for myself!! Even my manager was on my side 🥰
MAN, THAT FELT GOOD. Sorry lady, I’m not risking my job and getting arrested.
I also had another customer actively try to HIDE their expiration date on their ID when I checked it. It has expired 8 months ago. Person said they’re waiting on a new one. Their ID expired pre pandemic (Florida allowed an extension for anyone who’s ID expired between April and July, I believe). Like...I can’t sell to you if the ID’s expired. It’s invalid.
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I hope Cyberpunk 2077 turns out to be a bad game. I hope Reddit ends up shitting itself like it did with the original version of No Man’s Sky
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I don’t think welfare fraud is a problem period I genuinely don’t. I don’t care when it happens and it means nothing to me. I’m glad. As if the government doesn’t steal from you every day lmao… I don’t give a damn
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damn.... that landlord shit really did put a strain on them...
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you should ALWAYS use a condom unless it’s been explicitly discussed and you have decided otherwise as a couple! always!!!!!!!!!!
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