guardian-the-king
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hey guys did gou. di ym. did you knwos animating is hard as fuck
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"average president is convicted of .74 felonies" factoid actualy just statistical error. average president is convicted of 0 felonies. Felonies Georg, who lives in Mar-a-Lago & was convicted of 34 felonies, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
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being OCpilled is so fucking mortifying honestly. like oh... yeah..... heres my guy. i invented him. i can't think about anything else except for him this week. but he isn't cool or anything. he actually sucks. im just ill.
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Having comfort characters is so funny because you hear or see something that vaguely reminds you of them and it's like
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when when you want to see content but you are the only one who can create it
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i am being hunted by a persistence predator called the consequences of my actions
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this is the type of work they’re gonna make high school art students study in ten years
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Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride
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One of my favourite tropes is "character who you wouldn't think is good with kids is actually great with kids"
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