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idk about y'all…..but im really ready for the next phase of my life to begin aka the part where im stable and secure and not worried about much
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How to make yourself fall asleep when you're too stressed
"set up a healthier sch-" "change your lifesty-" "invest in a white noise m-"
No! I need a way to sleep NOW! Tell me how to knock myself out right now immediately so I get at least 7 hours of sleep so I can actually be functional and at least hope to get shit done tomorrow! How to force myself to sleep when I can't stop sinking into despair!!
And no, breathing in and out and emptying my thoughts does not fucking work, those negativist fuckers are back in my head the moment I stop using 100% of my brainpower to make myself Not Think
#turn the slow paced tigers into fast tigers woth this fucked up trick#clench every single muscle in your body for few seconds#and releas the tension#deep breath#works for me 90% of the time#your mileage may wary
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Detect Gender
1st-level divination (ritual)
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: Self
Components: V, S
Duration: Concentration , up to 10 minutes
For the duration, you sense the presence of gender within 30 feet of you. If you sense gender in this way, you can use your action to see a faint aura around any visible creature or object in the area that has gender, and you learn its school of gender, if any.
The spell can penetrate most barriers, but it is blocked by 1 foot of stone, 1 inch of common metal, a thin sheet of lead, or 3 feet of wood or dirt.
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Twitter users are defending their right to assume Picasso was a renaissance artist. Tiktok users think watching any film made outside the US makes you a snob. “Replace classic lit with YA and fan fiction” discourse is flourishing. I think we’re just living in anti intellectual times.
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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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dungeon meshi is the ultimate manga for a lot of reasons but some of my top favorites are that
- never any “omg pervert!!!” jokes that are so insanely prevalent in fantasy manga for some reason
- only “ship tease” is between falin and marcille
- completely and well fleshed out female characters who have their own motivations character and arcs just as equally as the male characters
- catgirl who actually is a cat girl (inscrutable, a little rude, pushes shit off tables, a little unsettling) and not just a cutesy moe girl with cat ears
- ultimate autism protagonist (thank you laois for your service)
- “this elf is actually 5000 years old but looks like a young adult/teenager for some reason” but ryoko kui actually pulled off making it heartbreaking and a significant part of marcille’s character
- chilchuk divorce
- the most insane worldbuilding ever
- only fanservice is senshi #SENSHISWEEP
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so you wouldn't use dark magic to bring falin? would you even touch her remains, shuro? is there a limit where you'd go for her? not eating or sleeping is not a sign of devotion, risking everything you have, every morality, every law without a second thought THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS TO BE DEVOTED
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Shuro: You used black magic to bring back Falin, are you stupid?!
Laios: hey what the fuck is your problem man?
Senshi:
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every autistic person watching this episode of dungeon meshi:
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Random headlines including our favourite person - a Serbian man.
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Random headlines including our favourite person - a Serbian man.
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