sakizuke // diary of a wimpy kid

i keep quoting this theirs actual tears in my eyes

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

Hey friends, Mirrorverse: Belle, the comic I got to write with Viz Media, is out today. If you ever wanted to see Belle from Beauty and the Beast fight monsters and solve mysteries like a true magical girl, you will probably love it. Art by the amazing Irene Flores and Jan Apple! Please give it a read.

This machine kills AI

crazy how yuri on ice has finally been carried outside and shot in the head like a sickly elderly dog and meanwhile the swimming anime is a 10 year old unkillable roach getting ready for her summer formal

Every john wick character: How can you possibly justify all the people you've allowed to die for you. By any imaginable ethical standard, shouldn't you have let yourself get shot like 3 movies ago

John Wick:

Every john wick character: Well, that's true. You are hot and charismatic with soulful eyes. You've got me there.

Recognizing that he literally just does shit without thinking about it Hannibal’s whole head cradle during the social worker horse scene is so funny. “With all my knowledge and intrusion I could never entirely predict you” Hannibal realizing “Will is like fucking CRAZY like WAY CRAZIER THAN I CAN ANTICIPATE” and then puts a collar on himself willingly hands him the leash with the full knowledge he’ll probably get killed. INSANE. Deserved everything he got. Bro got a crush on Wolatile Gretrayal and acted shocked when he’s volatile and betrays him

Ok last Hannibal musing for a while but upon rewatch it’s kind of insane realizing just how much of a wild card Will is. He’s never had any remorse even from the beginning for killing people and like it’s always posed as Hannibal vs Will when really the plot is a really like a bicycle race with Hannibal vs Jack with this random doe eyed white boy standing off to the side deciding which bicycle he wants to jam to a stick into the spokes of because he’s a completely chaotic asshole

literally wake up some nights in a cold sweat thinking about this

Imagine being a patient of Hannibal’s but you just received actual therapy and then took his advice and you’re thriving, but then it comes out that almost all his patients killed at least one person I’d start wondering what was so wrong with me that he didn’t try to harness the dark urges within me, why wasn’t I worth shaping into a furry killer or some unsettling little freak with psychosexual tendencies? I’d need extensive therapy after.

it's not like she doesn't

the circus was in town that day 🤡

Unfortunately, Gilgamesh was too cool. He oppressed the people of Uruk, taking their lunch money and getting real friendly with all their moms. And so the people cried out to the gods for deliverance. "Save us," they said. "Gilgamesh is much bigger and hotter than us and we cannot stop him."

The gods heard their pleas and sent Bigfoot to kick Gilgamesh's ass. However, the gods overlooked one very important fact, which is that they were both bisexual.

i mean this in the best way possible, i believe if you were a salad you'd just be a kilogram of lettuce leaves and 1 paper thin cucumber slice hidden somewhere in the middle

next time just slit me open from throat to taint