Auden: If we lose, you’re out of the will.
James: I was in the will?
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Carrie: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
Carlos: I boiled gatorade.
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Delia: Team A will consist of myself, Auden and Carrie.
Delia: Team B will consist of Bethany.
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Carrie: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?
Delia: Bethany.
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Carrie: Bethany-
Bethany: *sighs* James used to call me Bethany...
Carrie: ...Because it's your fucking name.
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Bethany: I’m sad.
Carrie: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.
Carrie: And das not good.
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Logan: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Auden, are a fucking cactus.
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Carlos: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
Bethany: You are my reward.
*meanwhile*
James: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.
Delia: True, you can be really difficult at times.
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Bethany: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a kiss on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of love in the world.
Delia: Unless you're home alone.
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Delia: I hate you.
James: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.
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Carrie: So, Auden is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Delia: Why?
Carrie: Because I've caught her trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Auden, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
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Delia: Well Kendall, I have to say, I'm really disappointed.
Kendall: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.
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Delia: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.
Auden: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.
Delia: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
James: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...
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Carlos, holding a toy lightsaber: I’m Darth Vader!
Delia: I’m done with everyone’s bullshit.
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Kendall, ordering coffee: I’d like a light roast.
Auden: You're kinda ugly.
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Bethany: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store?
Carlos: I thought the animals might be lonely.
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Carrie: Can you keep a secret?
Delia: Do you know anything about my life?
Carrie: No, I don't. Good point.
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