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Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP
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breaking news, JK Rowling is a Holocaust denier. people are shocked even though she thinks these guys run the banks:
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sure, i'll drink the pink swirly potion that released a little heart shaped cloud when you uncorked it. what's the worst that could happen
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There was a scheduling error at the TERF convention. They thought they hired keynote speaker transmisogynist Tara. Accidentally, it was trans inclusive misogynist Tara. “Trans women belong in the kitchen” she sauid. There Was Applause, we think,?
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WAPmosphere — (noun) The reaction of a room if, at any given point, I were to play WAP.
“Are you coming to granny’s funeral?”
“Dunno, what’s the WAPmosphere like?”
“Probably very angry.”
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Alphabet patch notes:
A B C D E F:
No changes. Perfectly balanced.
G H:
G and H have been bug fixed. Will no longer make F when put together in words such as “cough” and “rough”. (For further G changes, see J patch notes.)
I:
I has been patched and a new letter has been added to the alphabet — Í. I now makes an “ih” sound. For balance, Í will make the sound at the end of “Mississippi”.
J:
Due to its lesser place in the meta, J has been buffed and will now be used in all instances where G would make the same sound.
K:
Removed from the game due to being too similar to C.
L M N O P:
Due to its popularity, we do not wish to touch these letters at this time.
Q:
Increased Q usage by 50% due to being an off-meta fan favourite. Q will be appearing in many more words.
R:
Perfectly balanced. No changes.
S:
Slight nerf and buff. “Sh” will no longer be necessary due to the balance changes of X. As a consolidation buff, ALL plurals will now end with S.
T:
Minor changes. The “TH” combo is very meta at the minute. In order to make H less of a must-pick, this sound will be replaced with the new letter þ.
U:
Minor changes. We hope to see this underpowered letter perform better in the meta this patch.
V W X Y Z:
50% usage buff for all of these fan favourites. We will be monitoring win rates closely to ensure a Goth Letter meta does not arise. X will be used in all instances where “SH” used to be used. Where X would make a “KS” sound, “CS” will now be used instead.
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play with bleach products windows closed no gloves 10 hours every day
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does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago
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hope he keeps having his little meltdown so he quits and gives the website to me so i actually can make this the gayest website on the internet.
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