group chats with people who aren't your friends are so stressful every time i send a message i have to triple check it to make sure it was what i meant something normal like "yea i can make the dinner" or "that's so funny" and not an accidental misstext like an itemized list with links of all the porn ive consumed in my entire life + a suicide note + a love confession

when a ship involves one character being so utterly devoted to the other that its borderline religious????? when the devoted character is written to be seen as a sinner, or damned, or a non believer??? and the other character an angel or god-like???? i simply eat that shit UP how can you not??

I’m gonna vomit y’all this feels worse than my breakup did 😭 this is the most vile disgusting thing anyone has ever done to me.

Men b like I’m going to shove the fact I love her more than I ever loved you in your face when you did not even understand what was happening 🤗

Men b like “I love you” (lying)

Men b like. I’m going to put my ex and the girl I’m madly in love with in the same groupchat without telling my ex what’s going on. I’m also going to flirt with her in front of her and make everyone confused and hurt 🤗.

Men b like “I love you” (lying)

Men b like “I love you” (lying)

god created man to be penetrated

my favorite part was when he ate the dungeon

Given that people would have 100% blamed her if the Chiefs had lost, i believe it’s only fair to say that Taylor Swift has just single-handedly won the Super Bowl. The first woman to do so. Put some respect on her name.

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

i draw my favorite babygirl with his heels

THIS COMMENT IS MAKING ME CRY CHAIRS AQHSJ😭

Happy birthday Black Butler fans. We get this animated

i understand we are all excited bc of the new season announcement but why am i seeing fans recommend black butler to people on purpose that’s so mean. black butler is something that happens to you much like a car accident or natural disaster

are we excited for the next chapter? :) <- terrified

“What suits you best is passionate red. The colour of lycoris that blazes the earth.”