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Kinuko Y. Craft, ‘Goblin Market’ (Playboy, 1973) accompanying an abridged edition of Christina Rossetti’s 1862 poem

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everyone make sure to set out cheese & crackers for neil tonight <3

the best yaoi is written by straight men who don't know they're writing yaoi and the best yuri is written by lesbian women who want to inflict you with a brain disorder

pussy from a girl who feeds off of symbolic cannibalism in media

i really like outsider POV, but the thing is, it fundamentally works better when whatever is going on with the characters in question is so fucking weird that no reasonable outsider could ever discern it

like, the ideal outsider POV should have at least some element of 'what the fuck is wrong with these people'.

When your friend tells you something good, but utterly incomprehensible

GIRLS!!!!!! gather roung. we are looking at this pillbug

Adapting a movie into a pinball machine is a surprisingly difficult task. But the Princess bride pinball machine does it really well!

The bean jar

do NOT feel bad abt scarfing down a tub of raspberries. there is NO reason at all to ration them like other delicious treats bc they WILL mold as soon as theyre out of your line of sight

i made a character uquiz. i 100% promise you that you will get a character you know AND like

gang I need your help I have a phrase I really want to catch on and it’s calling any secret or invisible struggle you have a “fight with a gorilla” like the onion article. if they can have cinnamon roll catch on this can too. “yeah she told me about it, I had no idea, sounds like a real fight with a gorilla” “sorry man I can’t come I’ve really been fighting the gorilla lately” do you see the vision