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greg-katana · 4 hours
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First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out
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greg-katana · 6 hours
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Scott McCloud’s incomparable “Understanding Comics”.
I swear you can open this book to any page and it’s amazing.
(ps it’s actually a digital image of a printed copy of a drawing of a painting of a pipe)
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greg-katana · 6 hours
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"The Stoppables"
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greg-katana · 6 hours
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what was wrong with this guy's parents
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greg-katana · 6 hours
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"LGBTQIA+"
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"The gays"
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"Queer"
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"Fa-"
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greg-katana · 12 hours
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greg-katana · 14 hours
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I fucking hate this "capitalism is when you make money, the more money you make, the more capitalism it is" mindset people have gotten. No, an artist selling their own work is not them engaging in capitalism, it's literally a worker owning their own means of production.
Remember capitalism is someone profiting off of someone else's labor though owning capital. It is not simply the act of profiting at all.
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greg-katana · 23 hours
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on the one hand, extremely funny to get told “get help” by a fortune cookie, on the other, i can’t believe betterhelp has breached influencers and podcasters and started getting fortune cookies to shill for them
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greg-katana · 23 hours
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Computers are very simple you see we take the hearts of dead stars and we flatten them into crystal chips and then we etch tiny pathways using concentrated light into the dead star crystal chips and if we etch the pathways just so we can trick the crystals into doing our thinking for us hope this clears things up.
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greg-katana · 1 day
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There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.
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greg-katana · 1 day
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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders
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greg-katana · 1 day
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greg-katana · 1 day
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changing should never be shameful
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greg-katana · 1 day
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Come with me to weynon priory
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greg-katana · 1 day
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if you pick me up ill be so mad but you better cuddle me . Figure it out
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greg-katana · 2 days
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SEMEN RETENTION-- WRAPPED!
You conserved 137ml of fluid!
You didn't jack off 140,346,824 times!
The thing that got you most horny was... The rich loam by the river delta!
Your warrior essence grew by 84%! WOW!
The thought that kept you from masturbating the most was... The hard red clay of the valley!
Your male spirit takes the form of the Conquering Lion, and its element is the Roaring Thunder!
If you jerked off now, you could save all of us
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greg-katana · 2 days
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That the best you got!?
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