Three lines in before it clicked what this was a wow

“Hi my name is Sétanta mac Súaltaim, the Hound of Culann, and I have curly three-coloured hair with red and gold in it that stands up in rigid spikes and brilliant bright eyes with seven pupils and a lot of people tell me I look like Lug mac Ethlenn (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m related to literally everyone in Ulster which is great because they’re all major fucking hotties. I’m named after a dog but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a warrior, and I fight on behalf of the Ulaid (I’m seventeen). I’m a hero (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly armour. For example today I was wearing a silk tunic with a white gold border and a hero’s battle-girdle of hard leather, twenty-seven waxed shirts, and a magic cloak from Tír Tairngire. I was wearing red lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking past Medb’s camp. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of the Connachta stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.”

— Cú Chulainn

“Pit bulls are bred to fight” 

 Yeah fightin back my tears

Obsessed with this bernie tweet it reads like something Plutarch would write for a fictionalized Tiberius Gracchus speech

Jason Todd got a tumblr

He is what he is

ig: claricetheillustrator

this is a real deleted scene from revenge of the sith

peak obi wan is when he still argues with anakin while anakin’s currently burning to death

Big love to the creator of this masterpiece

Hey guys, where’s that post about how renfaire workers will be seeing so many Witcher cosplays with old Danerys wigs this year? I need to send it to people.

“Meet our puppy Mochi. He’s 12 weeks old today!”

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hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!

The Amour of Armor.

Painting originally in an Iranian story-book.

“samurai wakes up in the present day”

this was the best vine ever and it’s not even close

make it clear that antisemitism won’t be tolerated on your blog. jews are feeling unsafe and helpless, and if you don’t say or do anything to help, then you’re just giving antisemites a place where they feel comfortable. 

I just saw a post full of TERFS talking about the dangers of having your tubes tied/a hysterectomy and like yeah it’s good to talk about the risks of certain surgeries but god when it’s TERFS talking about it it really feels like they are so dead set on pulling a conservative and boiling women’s worth down to their body parts. It’s amazing how real women’s issues being discussed by TERFS just ruins it.

i think it’s very brave and sexy of me to still play pokemon games in the exact same way i did when i was 5 years old - ignoring all stat changing moves. this is an offensive move only household. if you effectively stratagise using stat changes in battle Fuck You

The tea is that Irish names aren't that bizarre and Irish spelling isn't particularly wild in the grand scheme of languages, anglophones are just used to anglicising names and y'all think Irish is some fiddly dee dee funny fairy language and not like...an actual living language under threat