「Mother, help me, there's a head attached to my neck and I'm *in* it.」

Saw this baby on Facebook & they deserve to be shared

POV: You are Simon

skull emoji

im so sorry i had to do it

Having a normal one rn

Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

Never trust a furry disliker

top ten disco elysium dialogue options that take me out on spot

God why is Kim the funniest character.

the things this man has to put up with

what happened to gouger? you guys used to love gouger :(

one of the funniest things about disco elysium to me is that kim never once gives an appropriate amount of fucks about harry’s medical emergency. you’ll be like kim help i don’t remember what a car is and he’ll say detective can you please get your shit together i’m trying to do my fucking job here