Stephen having one of his dissociative days when he's been on a different dimension and then coming back and saw a date. The date that Tony's dead but it was actually one of the timelines that he saw so when Tony comes to greet him he went all devastated and full of grief, thinking that he's hallucinating, imagining Tony is still there

Stephen is dressed in sweats, wrapped in the Cloak, sitting in front of a fire, and drinking hot chocolate when he looks up and sees Tony Stark. His heart falls and grief lances through him. He thought he’d been coping reasonably well, that all the self-soothing was more-or-less working, but if he’s hallucinating, then it’s really not working at all.

Closing his eyes, he bows his head and murmurs, “It’s November 27th, you’re in the Sanctum Sanctorum—”

The couch dips next to him. “Look up Ackermann steering geometry on your phone.”

“What?” Stephen’s eyes open despite himself. 

“Patented by Rudolph Ackermann in 1818, though he didn’t actually invent it.” Tony says. “It’s something you wouldn’t know, so the answer can’t come from your own mind, which means I must be real.”

Stephen shakily taps it into a search. When the article summary pops up, tears spring to his eyes and he slumps sideways into Tony, who wraps a gentle arm around him. “Look at you, getting teary over mechanical engineering,” Tony teases. “A man after my own heart.”

Stephen just laughs wetly.

If they ever decide to make batjokes canon (not that it isn't technically canon already, at least romantically but if they decide to do it on another level) I wish they'd do it by having Batman walk into frame with others with smeared lipstick on his mouth when the only person who it could've been from is the Joker, like there are no women or other women in the building only the one that's been in frame the whole time and we know batman's been with the Joker because he was putting him in a cell or smth

Have you ever heard of the spectrum? Also I'm asking because I'm too anxious to do it and so I thought maybe people had some hacks to be less anxious because I rlly like this person bit I don't want to creep them out

And I'm sorry to say this but your response feels rude

How do you politely approach an aroace person about their preferences?

MIDDLE AGED MAN YURI!

She is making me crazy with anticipation but I just need to think that somewhere out there is a weird little princess who's waiting for me to be her weird little savior, and same goes to you, if that's what you want, then there is a weird little princess/prince/knight/alien/headhunter/jedi master/wizard/philosopher/elven creature/scientist either waiting for you or coming to save you, you just have to wait until you find each other

My god do I need more batjokes yuri

Batjokes' 84th anniversary is in the same week of lesbian visibility, so... TOXIC YURI!

It's not funny it's not funny I know but in history class our teacher told us about weird habits of the big dictators and I don't remember them that much, but also she told us that Hitler didn't actually hate Jewish people, he just realized that he can only get power if he unites everyone by making them hate the same people and blaming everything on them, and that even if Hitler didn't exist or get power there would be another person doing something similar and I just think that should be known, because it does feel weird and bad to joke about this stuff, but I think if your mindset is that you memeing on him is you disrespecting him and painting a bad picture of him or such then even if it makes me unconfortable I think that's a valid point, just don't make it offensive or trauma fueling for people who were affected

Just been thinking about how Kanye is now like known to be a bad person like grooming and such but I think we should still meme on him just not support him

Imagine being famous but also broke as fuck and everyone hates you. Not related because I don't think he would become broke but the picture is funny

It's so funny that people say "this and this was this and this long ago" and what's even funnier is that it always blows our mind, because like we can do the math. Especially if it's after 2000 because it's even easier to do the math, but we never do the math because we never think about it, I don't even know when Shrek came out even though I hear it all the time

Like I'm 18 and I still can't process that

Weird how when I was little and mostly watched hungarian content creators I thought they were saints and couldn't do any wrong and my only sadness was that two of them broke up but now I don't even know what they're doing and if they got controversial or not but am in constant fear of my new favourite content creators turning out to be bad people

I have so many posts without any tags that have no notes and honestly I feel like some of them are underrated

*would want to become a villain alongside him

I still haven't been on a plane with conscious mind yet... Like I should do that soon shouldn't I?

Oh my god I was just gonna ask what this means when the joke dropped...

Reminder that it is totally okay to like a movie or a song that critics say is bad. That doesn't mean it's supposed to be unenjoyable. Also everyone just has a different taste. So if a movie/song isn't controversial, or harmful even, just considered not that good, you're totally free to like it!

We do value a well lived life more than life itself do we? Like I know eating ice isn't good for me but am I gonna stop? No! I know fast food and candy is gonna give me diabetes and if I don't stop after that it's gonna lose me a limb or smth, but am I gonna stop? No! I know there's a 0.0000smth chance that I instantly die if I crack my neck, but am I gonna stop? No!

Does being exited about buying new glasses and mugs make me old?