Tumgik
Text
broooooo Chinese EVs whip ass wtf I just saw a tiktok of a Yangwang U8 this shit is far beyond any Tesla
1K notes · View notes
Text
Hey shout out to every custodial/sanitation worker taking out and cleaning up literal hot garbage so that the rest of us can go about our summer days like it doesn’t exist
82K notes · View notes
governmentshutdown · 2 days
Text
Tumblr media
249 notes · View notes
governmentshutdown · 2 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
dude.... these 🤨 sunglasses
76K notes · View notes
governmentshutdown · 2 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
37K notes · View notes
governmentshutdown · 2 days
Text
Do u fuck with my busting room
Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes
governmentshutdown · 3 days
Text
Last summer I was on a very expedited acid come up at a music festival and my entirely unaware mother thousands of miles away was at costco and texted me incredulous at how they already had halloween stuff out for sale in the summer but all I saw was a message preview of a giant 10 foot tall skeleton with glowing eyes and "can u believe it??"
15K notes · View notes
governmentshutdown · 8 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
29K notes · View notes
governmentshutdown · 8 days
Text
Tumblr media
1K notes · View notes
governmentshutdown · 8 days
Text
all the people in the drake/kendrick tags giving their mutuals hiphop 101 recommendations i love you so much but that is a terrible idea. you can't just go introducing hazbin hotel fanartists to denzel curry. think of the consequences
9K notes · View notes
governmentshutdown · 8 days
Text
Tumblr media
75K notes · View notes
governmentshutdown · 10 days
Text
i miss the real gun emoji so much
46K notes · View notes
governmentshutdown · 12 days
Text
Tumblr media
10K notes · View notes
governmentshutdown · 12 days
Text
Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust
42K notes · View notes
governmentshutdown · 13 days
Text
kendrick lamar made me realise that there is an even stronger level of hater that i have yet to tap into
22K notes · View notes
governmentshutdown · 13 days
Text
Tumblr media
20K notes · View notes
governmentshutdown · 13 days
Text
The drake Kendrick beef trending on tumblr is like finding out an isolated village in the middle of Siberia with no internet or television access knows who Michael Jackson is
45K notes · View notes