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Thats not a cool bug fact ¿:o(
Cøøl Bug Fæct
Æll høøfbeæsts gø stræight tø hell
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favorite caste to eat? least favorite?
[ favor;te ;s purple , those faygofucks deserve ;t ]
[ least favor;te ;s gold for the taste ]
[ but , l;ke , ; don't generally l;ke to eat lowbloods ]
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Throw rocks at the
PLEÆSE ÆDVISE WHÆT DØ WHEN GET KISMESIS
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You seem really proud of your lusus!! That sounds nIce!!!
Gooong ^ He/Any ^ Highbloood
I looove climbing OwwO
Nooot able tooo meet trooolls in persooon sooo I am here nooow! Yay! OwwO
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How vertIcal of a surface can you clImb??
Gooong ^ He/Any ^ Highbloood
I looove climbing OwwO
Nooot able tooo meet trooolls in persooon sooo I am here nooow! Yay! OwwO
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Sopor Is very damagIng to theIr powers!! It makes It hard to do anythIng wIth them, and If you were say, hypothetically, a clown that needs them to do your job, then thats pretty bad ¿:o(
Not all purples do sopor??? Just like how not all violets are privileged and annoying.
WHERE FE FUCK DID I SSAY ALL PURPLESS DO SSOPOR
all clownss do ssopor!! itss literally part of being a fucking clown!!
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What do you lIke to clImb?
Gooong ^ He/Any ^ Highbloood
I looove climbing OwwO
Nooot able tooo meet trooolls in persooon sooo I am here nooow! Yay! OwwO
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Hello!! Ive never had a human In my hIve or near me!! If you see one It Is just a very ugly lusus, thank you. ¿:o)
#If you report thIs to anyone Important you'll end up lIke my last matesprIte#mIssIng#grumblr#homestuck rp
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Exactly lIke, cullIng just to prove a point is a borIng waste of tIme!!! Everyones mostly equally hard to kIll, wIth enough fear In them. Plus, If you get complacent, someones bound to catch you off guard eventually, no matter how tough you thInk you are!!!
since people are bragging about culling lowbloods today i would like to point out culling people who are generally weaker than you is not really a statement of honor.
#I have to deal with hIghbloods who thInk theIr tough shIt all the tIme just cause they can legally get away wIth slaughterIng people#who are already brought to them on a sIlver platter#tryIng to hunt theIr food would kIll them I think#I mean theIr prey or whatever#they don't eat them and I dont eIther
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Hey. Humans blood Is supposed to be rust rIght?
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They do not have any allergIes!! And theIr name Is Ray!! ¿:oD
WHAT DO HUMANS EAT????????
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Ray... such a cute name!!!! TheIr name is Ray, and they are so so lIttle... so cute... ¿xo)
Oh my god Its a wrIggler
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Oh my god Its a wrIggler
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Oh Baa is my MoraIl ¿xop
I know how to wrIte englIsh, maybe they can read?
WHAT DO HUMANS EAT????????
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Oh no I saw thIs after they ate It!!!! WIll they go crazy now?????? Oh No!!!!!! ¿:o(((((
WHAT DO HUMANS EAT????????
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