OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

butch lesbians and trans men when they see the most badly designed early 2000s jesse pinkman graphic tees made for 12 year old boys and limp bizkit fans paired with knee length cargo shorts

he's homeless

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

love being worried for 2 full days

It doesn't make any fucking sense that rogue students get an automatic A from finding their teacher. It doesn't prove that they are a good rogue, it just proves that the teacher isn't a good rogue.

If anything, ranger students should be trying to find the rogue teacher and rogue students should be trying to hide from the ranger teacher.

Guy that flinches every time he has to open a can of soda and holds it really far away from himself arms outstretched face turned away barely looking visibly frightened and every time it hisses even a little bit he flinches or yelps and runs away and hides under a blanket and then slowly comes back to resume opening the soda the exact same way and his hands are shaking

Reblog with your score

oh boy i sure do hope theres no arsenic in that chicken!! ^-^

doodles of my dnd boy artemy :3 wild magic sorcerer and soon-to-be rouge multiclass!

the cursed armor you can never take off once you put it on stays ON during sex. due to the aforementioned curse.

hey guys! do you think after her and tracker broke up, kristen thought she’d have to leave mordred? do you think she got out a half explanation to jawbone that he didn’t understand and assumed meant that she’d be gone for the evening, not forever? do you think adaine or fig walked in on her packing? do you think she cried because she didn’t want to have to go back to her parents but she didn’t want to bother fabian or riz and sandra lynn had to try and explain that she wasn’t there because of tracker, she was there because they loved her?

do you think that might have been the first time a parent figure told kristen that since she left home?

POINT AND LAUGH

so i am NOT an audio only consumer of FHJY. i see all the character art. however. in my head, bobby dawn looks like this guy

hey siobhan? what if i cried?? right in front of you???

Something I just noticed about Jace's design is that, while he has always had the scarf, it wasn't always covering his chest.

I'm not sure if this actually matters, or if it's going to be retconned or something, but this would imply that he wasn't being affected by the rage crystals in Freshman Year.