i always wanted to fuck him
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Not to vagueblog but some of you are definitely the sweetest souls and I think of you fondly
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give it up for men whimpering
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suck that girls cock!!!! eat that dudes pussy!!!
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a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie
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long live one direction bitch
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shrimp friend. 🦐🥤
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Having a bruise is great it’s like a second clitoris but it only does masochism
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American middle school: okay for gym class today we're going to learn how to square dance like a bunch of cowboys. The cookie monster pajama pants white trash girl and the most suicidal autistic boy will be going first
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ive made a post like this before but its actually okay if you realized you were trans through sex/kink or if being trans has some erotic element to you. its cool even. contrary to popular belief horny trans people are not personally responsible for the oppression of women and the downfall of society
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already october. that'd freak me out if any year since 2019 had been real. luckily they haven't
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